Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Michael Rolls]

A man went fishing far out at sea
Unloaded his catch when he docked at the quay
Caught in his net was a Mermaid fair
All curves and smiles and long blonde hair
So he gave her a guided tour, all for free


Mary had a little lamb with fleece as black as soot

[Scrumpy]

Mary had a little lamb with fleece as black a soot
And everywhere the lamb did go black marks were underfoot

[klondike]

Mary had a little lamb with fleece as black a soot
And everywhere the lamb did go black marks were underfoot
Mary popped it in the tub one day

[Scrumpy]

Mary had a little lamb with fleece as black as soot
And everywhere the lamb did go black marks were underfoot
Mary popped it in the tub one day
Boiled.... with mint sauce.. Very tasty I might say

[klondike]

Mary had a little lamb with fleece as black as soot
And everywhere the lamb did go black marks were underfoot
Mary popped it in the tub one day
Boiled.... with mint sauce.. Very tasty I might say
And no more mess upon the floor where a sooty foot was put.

Amazon came to Charlies door while he sat on the loo

[GrannyMac]

Amazon came to Charlie's door while he sat on the loo
At least by ordering on line he didn't have to queue

[klondike]

Amazon came to Charlie's door while he sat on the loo
At least by ordering on line he didn't have to queue
He answered the bell with an app on his phone
Please leave it next door as I'm on the throne

[sorry for doing 2]

[GrannyMac]

Amazon came to Charlie's door while he sat on the loo
At least by ordering on line he didn't have to queue
He answered the bell with an app on his phone
Please leave it next door as I'm on the throne
And next door of course is - Number 2! ☺️

      ******* *****

The heat was really getting to Fred

[Michael Rolls]

The heat was really getting to Fred
At thirty degrees it was boiling his head

[Scrumpy]

The heat was really getting to Fred
At thirty degrees it was boiling his head
He left a puddle wherever he sat


Klondike.. Your two lines  (Above)  was so clever   ...

[Michael Rolls]

The heat was really getting to Fred
At thirty degrees it was boiling his head
He left a puddle wherever he sat
But always blamed the family cat

[Scrumpy]

The heat was really getting to Fred
At thirty degrees it was boiling his head
He left a puddle wherever he went
But always blamed the family cat
Something tells me to bring back this thread

[klondike]

FUBAR to me I'll start a new one

Donald loved his ginger hair

[GrannyMac]

Donald loved his ginger hair
He wore it long, he had some flair

[Michael Rolls]

Donald loved his ginger hair
He wore it long, he had some flair
But two long plaits seemed rather odd