Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Michael Rolls]

Harry wrote a book one day
A fairy tale.. 12 Quid to pay
but his spelling was poor

[klondike]

Harry wrote a book one day
A fairy tale.. 12 Quid to pay
Wait and Poundland will have it for one

[Michael Rolls]

Harry wrote a book one day
A fairy tale.. 12 Quid to pay
Wait and Poundland will have it for one
So I'll buy a copy for my son

[GrannyMac]

Harry wrote a book one day
A fairy tale.. 12 Quid to pay
Wait and Poundland will have it for one
So I'll buy a copy for my son
For Christmas, and hide it away

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A wife was top of Harry's list

[Michael Rolls]

A wife was top of Harry's list
Because he wondered what he'd missed

[Scrumpy]

A wife was top of Harry's list
Because he wondered what he'd missed
A blonde, redhead, or mousey brown

[Michael Rolls]

A wife was top of Harry's list
Because he wondered what he'd missed
A blonde, redhead, or mousey brown
Anyone willing within the town

[Scrumpy]

A wife was top of Harry's list
Because he wondered what he had missed
A blonde, redhead, or mousey brown
Anyone willing within the town
Even a big one he would risk

The fortune teller looked in her ball

[klondike]

The fortune teller looked in her ball
Her client looked headed for a fall

[Scrumpy]

The fortune teller looked in her ball
Her client looked headed for a fall
Should she tell ,or hold her tongue 

[klondike]

The fortune teller looked in her ball
Her client looked headed for a fall
Should she tell or hold her tongue
Which tale would get the biggest bung

[Michael Rolls]

The fortune teller looked in her ball
Her client looked headed for a fall
Should she tell or hold her tongue
Which tale would get the biggest bung
But the client ran off without paying at all

A man went fishing far out at sea

[klondike]

A man went fishing far out at sea
Unloaded his catch when he docked at the quay

[Scrumpy]

A man went fishing far out at sea
Unloaded his catch when he docked at the Quay
Caught in his net was a Mermaid fair

[klondike]

A man went fishing far out at sea
Unloaded his catch when he docked at the quay
Caught in his net was a Mermaid fair
All curves and smiles and long blonde hair