Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Michael Rolls · September 02, 2023, 05:14:22 PM

Harry wrote a book one day
A fairy tale.. 12 Quid to pay
but his spelling was poor

klondike · September 02, 2023, 05:39:39 PM

Harry wrote a book one day
A fairy tale.. 12 Quid to pay
Wait and Poundland will have it for one

Michael Rolls · September 03, 2023, 06:42:03 AM

Harry wrote a book one day
A fairy tale.. 12 Quid to pay
Wait and Poundland will have it for one
So I'll buy a copy for my son

GrannyMac · September 03, 2023, 06:58:47 AM

Harry wrote a book one day
A fairy tale.. 12 Quid to pay
Wait and Poundland will have it for one
So I'll buy a copy for my son
For Christmas, and hide it away

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A wife was top of Harry's list

Michael Rolls · September 03, 2023, 09:16:31 AM

A wife was top of Harry's list
Because he wondered what he'd missed

Scrumpy · September 03, 2023, 10:23:53 AM

A wife was top of Harry's list
Because he wondered what he'd missed
A blonde, redhead, or mousey brown

Michael Rolls · September 03, 2023, 11:24:51 AM

A wife was top of Harry's list
Because he wondered what he'd missed
A blonde, redhead, or mousey brown
Anyone willing within the town

Scrumpy · September 03, 2023, 03:55:57 PM

A wife was top of Harry's list
Because he wondered what he had missed
A blonde, redhead, or mousey brown
Anyone willing within the town
Even a big one he would risk

The fortune teller looked in her ball

klondike · September 03, 2023, 07:20:59 PM

The fortune teller looked in her ball
Her client looked headed for a fall

Scrumpy · September 03, 2023, 07:36:53 PM

The fortune teller looked in her ball
Her client looked headed for a fall
Should she tell ,or hold her tongue

klondike · September 03, 2023, 07:49:51 PM

The fortune teller looked in her ball
Her client looked headed for a fall
Should she tell or hold her tongue
Which tale would get the biggest bung

Michael Rolls · September 04, 2023, 04:44:23 AM

The fortune teller looked in her ball
Her client looked headed for a fall
Should she tell or hold her tongue
Which tale would get the biggest bung
But the client ran off without paying at all

A man went fishing far out at sea

klondike · September 04, 2023, 09:18:51 AM

A man went fishing far out at sea
Unloaded his catch when he docked at the quay

Scrumpy · September 04, 2023, 09:22:40 AM

A man went fishing far out at sea
Unloaded his catch when he docked at the Quay
Caught in his net was a Mermaid fair

klondike · September 04, 2023, 10:08:38 AM

A man went fishing far out at sea
Unloaded his catch when he docked at the quay
Caught in his net was a Mermaid fair
All curves and smiles and long blonde hair