Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

An old chap who lived near the coast
Was startled one night by a smuggler's ghost
As he cried out in fear
The ghost started to jeer

[Michael Rolls]

An old chap who lived near the coast
Was startled one night by a smuggler's ghost
As he cried out in fear
The ghost started to jeer
And said now you are toast!

A reckless young fellow from Brighton

[Scrumpy]

A reckless young fellow from Brighton
Would speed in his car with no lights on

[Michael Rolls]

A reckless young fellow from Brighton
Would speed in his car with no lights on
Til he rounded a bend

[klondike]

A reckless young fellow from Brighton
Would speed in his car with no lights on
Til he rounded a bend
Narrowly missing a friend

[Michael Rolls]

A reckless young fellow from Brighton
Would speed in his car with no lights on
Til he rounded a bend
Narrowly missing a friend
Which gave him an awful fright on

A elderly cleric from Cork

[GrannyMac]

An elderly cleric from Cork
Never ate with a knife or a fork

[Michael Rolls]

An elderly cleric from Cork
Never ate with a knife or a fork
So he relied on a spoon

[GrannyMac]

An elderly cleric from Cork
Never ate with a knife or a fork
So he relied on a spoon
Though he found pretty soon

[Michael Rolls]

An elderly cleric from Cork
Never ate with a knife or a fork
So he relied on a spoon
Though he found pretty soon
It wasn't much use to cut pork


A hard up fellow from Leicester

[klondike]

A hard up fellow from Leicester
Was known to be quite a jester

[Michael Rolls]

A hard up fellow from Leicester
Was known to be quite a jester
His favorite jape

[GrannyMac]

A hard up fellow from Leicester
Was known to be quite a jester
His favorite jape
Was to wear only a cape

[klondike]

A hard up fellow from Leicester
Was known to be quite a jester
His favorite jape
Was to wear only a cape
A wave a pigs bladder to pester

Harry wrote a book one day

[Scrumpy]

Harry wrote a book one day
A fairy tale.. 12 Quid to pay