Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Robin Hood had some merry men
One called Len , the other Ben

[Michael Rolls]

Robin Hood had some merry men
One called Len , the other Ben
In Sherwood they did hide

[klondike]

Robin Hood had some merry men
One called Len , the other Ben
In Sherwood they did hide
Taking the Sheriff for a ride

[Michael Rolls]

Robin Hood had some merry men
One called Len , the other Ben
In Sherwood they did hide
Taking the Sheriff for a ride
Release me, he cried again and again

Betty Bowler was somewhat tubby

[klondike]

Betty Bowler was somewhat tubby
Nice and squidgy said her hubby

[Scrumpy]

Betty Bowler was somewhat tubby
Nice and squidgy said her hubby
And a brilliant shade from the glaring sun

[Michael Rolls]

Betty Bowler was somewhat tubby
Nice and squidgy said her hubby
And a brilliant shade from the glaring sun
Even if it made her mascara run

[klondike]

Betty Bowler was somewhat tubby
Nice and squidgy said her hubby
And a brilliant shade from the glaring sun
Even if it made her mascara run
Which made her look a little grubby

Joe stopped for a break at a greasy spoon

[GrannyMac]

Joe stopped for a break at a greasy spoon
Read 'Half price breakfasts' and was over the moon

[Scrumpy]

Joe stopped for a break at the greasy spoon
Read 'Half price breakfasts ' and was over the moon
He had three eggs six rashers and double fried bread

[Michael Rolls]

Joe stopped for a break at the greasy spoon
Read 'Half price breakfasts ' and was over the moon
He had three eggs six rashers and double fried bread
Which made his stomach heavy as lead

[Scrumpy]

Joe stopped for a break at the greasy spoon
Read 'Half price breakfasts' and was over the moon
He had tree eggs six rashers and double fried bread
Which made his stomach heavy as lead
He won't be returning anytime soon.... He's dead.!!!

I know.. I know !!  couldn't help myself..



The village idiot was doing the rounds

[Michael Rolls]

The village idiot was doing the rounds
But found the pubs all out of bounds

[Scrumpy]

The village idiot was doing the rounds
But found the pubs all out of bounds
Except Witherspoon.. They accept all

[Michael Rolls]

The village idiot was doing the rounds
But found the pubs all out of bounds
Except Witherspoon.. They accept all
The long, the short and the tall