Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

The village idiot was doing the rounds
But found the pubs all out of bounds
Except Witherspoon.. They accept all
The long, the short and the tall
Even people who are walking their hounds

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The courting couple went for a walk

[Michael Rolls]

The courting couple went for a walk
Hand in hand in the main street of Cork

[Scrumpy]

The courting couple went for a walk
Hand in hand in the main street of Cork
Patrick was wearing his lucky hat

[Michael Rolls]

The courting couple went for a walk
Hand in hand in the main street of Cork
Patrick was wearing his lucky hat
And Maureen joshed him for being fat

[Scrumpy]

The courting couple went for a walk
Hand in hand in the main street of Cork
Patrick was wearing his lucky hat
And Maureen joshed him for being so fat
After that.. they never again did talk


'Hiya ma'am ' the cowboy said

[Ruthio]

Hiya ma'am ' the cowboy said
She took one look and then she fled! 🤯

[Scrumpy]

'Hiya ma'am' the cowboy said
She took one look and then she fled !
He held his lasso ready to throw

[klondike]

'Hiya ma'am' the cowboy said
She took one look and then she fled !
He held his lasso ready to throw
Whirling it round just like a pro

[GrannyMac]

'Hiya ma'am' the cowboy said
She took one look and then she fled !
He held his lasso ready to throw
Whirling it round just like a pro
And nearly took off the lady's head. 

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Daisy sat in the sun all day

[klondike]

Daisy sat in the sun all day
No dinner on. There'd be hell to pay

[Michael Rolls]

Daisy sat in the sun all day
No dinner on. There'd be hell to pay
But did she care? No, not her

[Scrumpy]

Daisy sat in the sun all day
No dinner on. There'd be hell to pay
But did she care ? No, not her
Tesco were delivering a meal for four

[Michael Rolls]

Daisy sat in the sun all day
No dinner on. There'd be hell to pay
But did she care ? No, not her
Tesco were delivering a meal for four
She'd invited her in-laws round to stay


A careless young man from Penzance

[Scrumpy]

A careless young man from Penzance
Led the women a merry dance

[Ruthio]

A careless young man from Penzance
Led the women a merry dance
But they loved his charming ways