Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

A stranger strolled in to town
A right old misery with a permanent frown

[GrannyMac]

A stranger strolled in to town
A right old misery with a permanent frown
But after several pints of ale

[Michael Rolls]

A stranger strolled in to town
A right old misery with a permanent frown
But after several pints of ale
He started the strangest tale

[klondike]

A stranger strolled in to town
A right old misery with a permanent frown
But after several pints of ale
He started the strangest tale
Of his days as a circus clown

A friendly old man from Wapping

[Michael Rolls]

A friendly old man from Wapping
Thought his approach to folk was topping

[Scrumpy]

A friendly old man from Wapping
Thought his approach to folk was topping
He would lift his hat and bow his head

[Michael Rolls]

A friendly old man from Wapping
Thought his approach to folk was topping
He would lift his hat and bow his head
And greet them with 'Hello, my name's Fred

[Scrumpy]

a friendly old man from Wapping
Thought his approach to folk was topping
He would lift his hat and bow his head
And greet them with 'Hello, my name is Fred'
 'I've just popped out to do some shopping'



The Germans had taken all the sun beds

[klondike]

The Germans had taken every sun bed
Leaving the Brits all seeing red



Sorry for the slight mod but beds was a bugger to rhyme.
Posting hard to rhyme lines is Mike's job I'll have you know.
 

[Scrumpy]

You are right...

The Germans have taken every sun bed
Leaving the Brits all seeing red
So they got up at four...
Threw the towels on the floor                

[klondike]

The Germans have taken every sun bed
Leaving the Brits all seeing red
So they got up at four...
Threw the towels on the floor
And everything else in the Med

A butcher scattered sawdust on his floor

[GrannyMac]

A butcher scattered sawdust on his floor
His shop was open from eight til four

[klondike]

A butcher scattered sawdust on his floor
His shop was open from eight til four
Famous for his first class chops

[Michael Rolls]

A butcher scattered sawdust on his floor
His shop was open from eight til four
Famous for his first class chops
Which he sold cheap to cops

[GrannyMac]

A butcher scattered sawdust on his floor
His shop was open from eight til four
Famous for his first class chops
Which he sold cheap to cops
After hours, from the back door.

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Robin Hood had some merry men