Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Michael Rolls]

whoops - never could count!

A miserable old man from Newcastle
Thought getting dressed was a hassle
So he slobbed through the day

[Scrumpy]

A miserable old man from Newcastle
Thought getting dressed was a hassle
So he slobbed through the day
And in his bed he did lay

[Michael Rolls]

A miserable old man from Newcastle
Thought getting dressed was a hassle
So he slobbed through the day
And in his bed he did lay
til the postie brought him a parcel


A reckless young bikie from Deal

[klondike]

A reckless young biker from Deal
Rode up the street on one wheel

[Michael Rolls]

A reckless young biker from Deal
Rode up the street on one wheel
He said 'look, no hands'

[GrannyMac]

I'm 
A reckless young biker from Deal
Rode up the street on one wheel
He said 'look, no hands'
Hit a car and a van

[klondike]

A reckless young biker from Deal
Rode up the street on one wheel
He said 'look, no hands'
Hit a car and a van
So was late delivering the meal

I'm waiting for DHL to call

[Michael Rolls]

I'm waiting for DHL to call
After ten days it's beginning to pall

[GrannyMac]

I'm waiting for DHL to call
After ten days it's beginning to pall
I've ordered a wig, high heels and a dress

[Michael Rolls]

I'm waiting for DHL to call
After ten days it's beginning to pall
I've ordered a wig, high heels and a dress
I'd get them in the high street for less

[Scrumpy]

I'm waiting for DHL to call
After ten days it's beginning to pall
I've ordered a wig, high heels and a dress
I'd get them in the high street for less
They won't come in time for the Gay Pride Ball

Lily had a crush on the bin man

[klondike]

Lily had a crush on the bin man
Known by the ladies as Sultry Stan

[Scrumpy]

Lily had a crush on the bin man
Known by the ladies as Sultry Sam
He knew how to spin a wheelie

[klondike]

Lily had a crush on the bin man
Known by the ladies as Sultry Sam
He knew how to spin wheelie
And boasted quite freely

[Scrumpy]

Lily had a crush on the bin man
Known by ladies as Sultry Sam
He knew how to spin a wheelie
And boasted quite freely
He knew a tin from a can

A stranger strolled in to town