Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Its time to start gardening again
Even though digging's a pain
Take care of your knees

[Michael Rolls]

Its time to start gardening again
Even though digging's a pain
Take care of your knee
Don't let them freeze

[klondike]

Its time to start gardening again
Even though digging's a pain
Take care of your knees
Don't let them freeze
Should you get caught in the rain

Eddie Izzard paraded in his frock

[Scrumpy]

Eddie Izzard paraded in a frock
He/she calls himself Suzy.. just to shock

[klondike]

Eddie Izzard parades in his frock
He/she calls himself Suzy.. just to shock
Then daubs on more lippy

[Scrumpy]

Eddie Izzard parades in his frock
He/she calls himself Suzy.. just to shock
Then daubs on more lippy
And  thinks they look pretty

[klondike]

Eddie Izzard parades in his frock
He/she calls himself Suzy.. just to shock
Then daubs on more lippy
And  thinks they look pretty
While others just titter and mock

The Bishop thinks he is so fine

[GrannyMac]

The Bishop thinks he is so fine
But he's out of touch, out of time

[klondike]

The Bishop thinks he is so fine
But he's out of touch, out of time
Sitting in the House of Lords

[Michael Rolls]

The Bishop thinks he is so fine
But he's out of touch, out of time
Sitting in the House of Lords
strumming his guitar chords

[GrannyMac]

The Bishop thinks he is so fine
But he's out of touch, out of time
Sitting in the House of Lords
strumming his guitar chords
For real life he'll never pine.

      *******

A Labour MP name of Kier

[klondike]

A Labour MP name of Kier
Met up with some mates for a beer

[Michael Rolls]

A Labour MP name of Kier
Met up with some mates for a beer
As he quaffed it down

[Alex]

A Labour MP name of Kier
Met up with some mates for a beer
As he quaffed it down
All his mates went to town

[Michael Rolls]

A Labour MP name of Kier
Met up with some mates for a beer
As he quaffed it down
All his mates went to town
To partake of a little more cheer


An ex-president name of Trump