Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

There once was a fellow from Dover
On the dance floor he was a great mover
but his partner in life
His long suffering wife

[Michael Rolls]

There once was a fellow from Dover
On the dance floor he was a great mover
but his partner in life
His long suffering wife
Preferred walking their dog called Rover


A foolish young fellow from Fife

[klondike]

A foolish young fellow from Fife
Lead a surpisingly adventurous life

[Scrumpy]

A foolish young fellow from Fife
Lead a surprisingly adventurous life
When wearing his kilt in a gale

[klondike]

A foolish young fellow from Fife
Lead a surprisingly adventurous life
When wearing his kilt in a gale
He gave an almighty wail

[Michael Rolls]

A foolish young fellow from Fife
Lead a surprisingly adventurous life
When wearing his kilt in a gale
He gave an almighty wail
Exclaiming my chilblains are rife!



A timid old maid from New York

[klondike]

A timid old maid from New York
Asked a butcher to show her his pork 

[Michael Rolls]

A timid old maid from New York
Asked a butcher to show her his pork
He produced a chump chop

[GrannyMac]

A timid old maid from New York
Asked a butcher to show her his pork
He produced a chump chop
It made her eyes POP 🫣

[klondike]

A timid old maid from New York
Asked a butcher to show her his pork
He produced a chump chop
It made her eyes POP 🫣
And even affected her walk

A young farmer from Abergavenny

[Scrumpy]

A young farmer from Abergavenny 
Fell in love with a milk maid called Jenny

[klondike]

A young farmer from Abergavenny
Fell in love with a milk maid called Jenny
His fast beating heart

[Michael Rolls]

A young farmer from Abergavenny
Fell in love with a milk maid called Jenny
His fast beating heart
Of romance was the start

[GrannyMac]

A young farmer from Abergavenny
Fell in love with a milk maid called Jenny
His fast beating heart
Of romance was the start
But he was just one of so many 😢

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Its time to start gardening again

[Michael Rolls]

Its time to start gardening again
Even though digging's a pain