Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Michael Rolls]

A foolish young fellow from Gloucester
Took his girl for a coffee at Costa
The cost made him groan
His budget was blown
And his moans meant he lost her


A reckless young jockey from Aintree

[GrannyMac]

A reckless young jockey from Aintree
Went on a short visit to Braintree

[Michael Rolls]

A reckless young jockey from Aintree
Went on a short visit to Braintree
were his saddle got lost

[GrannyMac]

A reckless young jockey from Aintree
Went on a short visit to Braintree
Where his saddle got lost
And he fell off his horse

[Michael Rolls]

A reckless young jockey from Aintree
Went on a short visit to Braintree
Where his saddle got lost
And he fell off his horse
But at least his fall was pain free


A very keen copper from Fife

[GrannyMac]

A very keen copper from Fife
Put his job before his young wife

[Michael Rolls]

A very keen copper from Fife
Put his job before his young wife
Which killed off the bliss

[Scrumpy]

A very keen copper from Fyfe
Put his job before his young wife
Which killed off the bliss
So there weren't  any kids

[Michael Rolls]

A very keen copper from Fyfe
Put his job before his young wife
Which killed off the bliss
So there weren't  any kids
To carry on the line of his life


A gormless young man from Treochy

[klondike]

A gormless young man from Treochy
Annoyed others by being too cocky

[Michael Rolls]

A gormless young man from Treochy
Annoyed others by being too cocky
Decided cricket was too hard

[GrannyMac]

A gormless young man from Treochy
Annoyed others by being too cocky
Decided cricket was too hard
And just sat in his yard

[Scrumpy]

A gormless young man from Treochy
Annoyed others by being too cocky
Decided cricket was too hard
And just sat in his yard
Trying to knock up a dish of Gnocchi


Molly's corset was far too tight

[klondike]

Molly's corset was far too tight
She couldn't breathe and had a fright

[Michael Rolls]

Molly's corset was far too tight
She couldn't breathe and had a fright
Suppose she fainted in the street?