Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Molly's corset was far too tight
She couldn't breathe and had a fright
Suppose she fainted in the street?
Lets hope her underwear was neat!

[klondike]

Molly's corset was far too tight
She couldn't breathe and had a fright
Suppose she fainted in the street?
Could she pretend it was the heat?

[Scrumpy]

Molly's corset was much too tight
She couldn't breathe and had a fright
Suppose she fainted in the street ?
Could she pretend it was the heat?
If it wasn't December then she might.


The queue for the dentist went round the block

[klondike]

The queue for the dentist went round the block
Had he forgotten to set his alarm clock?

[Michael Rolls]

The queue for the dentist went round the block
Had he forgotten to set his alarm clock?
Patient patients there were none

[GrannyMac]

The queue for the dentist went round the block
Had he forgotten to set his alarm clock?
Patient patients there were none
They all stood roasting in the sun

[klondike]

The queue for the dentist went round the block
Had he forgotten to set his alarm clock?
Patient patients there were none
They all stood roasting in the sun
Some giving the door a tremendous knock

Betty awaited the bus in vain

[Michael Rolls]

Betty awaited the bus in vain
So unhappily made for the train

[klondike]

Betty awaited the bus in vain
So unhappily made for the train
Long delays. Wet leaves on line

[Michael Rolls]

Betty awaited the bus in vain
So unhappily made for the train
Long delays. Wet leaves on line
So the eight o'clock left at nine

[klondike]

Betty awaited the bus in vain
So unhappily made for the train
Long delays. Wet leaves on line
So the eight o'clock left at nine
Trying her best had been in vain

Bill was waving his union banner

[Michael Rolls]

Bill was waving his union banner
Which he'd bought for two and a tanner

[klondike]

Bill was waving his union banner
Which he'd bought for two and a tanner
"Save our Jobs" the banner said

[Michael Rolls]

Bill was waving his union banner
Which he'd bought for two and a tanner
"Save our Jobs" the banner said
Written in letters of deepest red

[Ruthio]

Bill was waving his union banner
Which he'd bought for two and a tanner
"Save our Jobs" the banner said
Written in letters of deepest red
Which he waved in an aggressive manner