Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

There once was a dwarf from a forest
Who for lack of a rhyme became a florist

[Scrumpy]

There once was a dwarf from a forest
Who for lack of a rhythm became a florist
He sold dandelion bunches

[Michael Rolls]

There once was a dwarf from a forest
Who for lack of a rhythm became a florist
He sold dandelion bunches
to people with hunches

[GrannyMac]

There once was a dwarf from a forest
Who for lack of a rhyme became a florist
He sold dandelion bunches
to people with hunches
But gave them away to the poorest...

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A bookie from Glasgow called Ken

[Michael Rolls]

A bookie from Glasgow called Ken
Enjoyed a tipple now and then

[klondike]

A bookie from Glasgow called Ken
Enjoyed a tipple now and then
While calling the odds

[Scrumpy]

A bookie from Glasgow called Ken
Enjoyed a tipple now and then
While calling the odds
To the poor losing sods

[GrannyMac]

A bookie from Glasgow called Ken
Enjoyed a tipple now and then
While calling the odds
To the poor losing sods
And giving away the free pens

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Three old friends went to the pub

[Scrumpy]

Three old friends went to the pub
They ordered the pie from the pub grub

[klondike]

Three old friends went to the pub
They ordered the pie from the pub grub
One took a peek at the meat inside

[Scrumpy]

Three friends went to the pub
They ordered the pie from the pub grub
One took a peek at the meat inside
'It's roadkill ' all three of them cried

[Michael Rolls]

Three friends went to the pub
They ordered the pie from the pub grub
One took a peek at the meat inside
'It's roadkill ' all three of them cried
And hedgehog, there's the rub!


A foolish young fellow from Gloucester

[Scrumpy]

A foolish young fellow from Gloucester
Took his girl for a coffee at Costa

[Michael Rolls]

A foolish young fellow from Gloucester
Took his girl for a coffee at Costa
The cost made him groan

[klondike]

A foolish young fellow from Gloucester
Took his girl for a coffee at Costa
The cost made him groan
His budget was blown