Shop Lifters

[Mups]

That tells me that you've been out shopping at least 444 times over the last year Mups 😬😬😬

Drat!   There's no foolin' you, is there.   

[Scrumpy]

Mups... Did you get any bargains.. ?  nod, nod, wink wink..

[dextrous63]

Am thinking of setting up a click and collect site for shoplifters, perhaps with free Uber delivery attached.  Obviously I won't be asking anyone to pay to use this service, so I'll just have to set up some go fund me stuff and claim I've got some inoperable condition and also how my transgender son has gone missing somewhere on Cape Verde and I need cash to go and find him, even though she hasnt gone missing at all.

It usually works to get cash out of the gullible.

[GrannyMac]

You could arrange for pick ups at the Jockey's Nostril perhaps?  I imagine there's plenty of space in the cellar to store knock offs. 😉 For a small fee...

[dextrous63]

You could arrange for pick ups at the Jockey's Nostril perhaps?  I imagine there's plenty of space in the cellar to store knock offs. 😉 For a small fee...

Aw.  Don't call Mups a store knock off.  She's sensitive about that.😬😬😬😬

[Mups]

Aw.  Don't call Mups a store knock off.  She's sensitive about that.😬😬😬😬

You'd better make yourself scarce young man,  cos I can feel a 'bumping off'   coming on,  so 'oppit.

[Silver Tabby]

Raven - thank you for sharing such lovely photos!