Boris - No Confidence Vote Tonight

[klondike]

There will be a bunch scared that their cushy job will be lost if he goes.
There will be a bunch scared that their cushy job will be lost if he doesn't go.
There will be a bunch wondering if they will be able to keep their cabinet job under a different leader.
There will be a bunch wondering if they might get a better job under a different leader.
There will be a bunch wondering if they might get the top job when he goes.

There may even be a bunch wondering what best to do for the country and their party but I doubt it.

[Raven]

Of course - but we are all part of the UK. Scotland isn't England, just as it isn't Wales nor Northern Ireland. We are a union
Mike

In name only, these days we are anything but united. Both pulling hard in opposite directions.

[Cassandra]

But I would be stuck in a foreign country!
Mike

Yes but with oil at $120 a barrel, all Krankies dreams come true?

[Michael Rolls]

But that would spoil her green credentials
Mike

[Cassandra]

Never thought of that but as she's never wrong on anything ever, I expect there's a way through. One thing what a shame that we'd be deprived of the skills of Ian Blackford. I'd really miss his impish addresses, delivered with a satirical sarcasm which make Starmer look like a clotheshorse by comparison!

[Raven]

But Cass, Ian Blackford is from the Hebridan Islands like myself. We are excellent at satirical sarcasm, it's part of our make up. 

[Alex]

That man is so irritating, it's no wonder the house empties when he gets to his feet in PMQs.

[klondike]

That's his job. Annoy enough English MPs and they might allow another once in a lifetime referendum.

[Raven]

That man is so irritating, it's no wonder the house empties when he gets to his feet in PMQs.

    

[Cassandra]

But Cass, Ian Blackford is from the Hebridan Islands like myself. We are excellent at satirical sarcasm, it's part of our make up. 

Well done Hebridans! From my background I appreciate wit, intellect and an ability to irritate one's opponents. Always with a twinkle in the eye, Mr Blackford ticks all the boxes and does his job very well.