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#1
The Chat Room / Re: She passed..
Last post by Mups - Today at 01:41:33 PM
Even more exasperating Scrumps,  was my car was parked in my own driveway at the time!
The half wit came off the road on the nasty bend outside,  into my neighbours garden,  through the dividing fence, still kept going and ended up with his two front wheels on the roof of my car!
He also knocked a very tall conifer down which fell right across my driveway, completely  blocking  off the entrance.

Miraculously, the nutter got out of it and attempted to do a runner,  but two neighbours across the road saw him and grabbed him - one of getting his leg bitten in the process - and held him till the cops arrived to cart him off.

All very frightening it was,  but I did wonder if I my car hadn't been parked there, the bloke might have come straight through my living room window instead.
#2
The Chat Room / Re: Lets write a Limerick, one...
Last post by Scrumpy - Today at 01:23:04 PM
Prompt at 8 he tapped the door
His eyes popped out at what she wore
A pure satin dress and lovely red lips
She took his hand and wiggled her hips
I have a job for you.. Just one more
#3
The Chat Room / Re: The boring thread.....
Last post by Scrumpy - Today at 01:11:52 PM
Sunshine and mild.. 
Put the neighbours bins back behind his gate.. Lovely couple both in their nineties.. 
The bins were nearly in the road..
That is my good deed for the day..
#4
The Chat Room / Re: What a result !!
Last post by Scrumpy - Today at 01:03:46 PM

Ahh!!! But we never prayed together or ever spoke religion..
Just a nice person in the right place at the right time...
Like my tree man..
#5
The Chat Room / Re: She passed..
Last post by Scrumpy - Today at 12:57:12 PM
Quote from: Mups on Yesterday at 03:54:09 PM


A mallet and a bit of grey/blue paint..!!  sorted..
#6
The Chat Room / Re: The boring thread.....
Last post by klondike - Today at 11:16:06 AM
Yes please. I'm fed up moaning about the cold wet and dark. I want to moan about it being hot and muggy.  :grin:
#7
General Discussion / Re: Wordle
Last post by Mups - Today at 10:28:58 AM
Oh poo.   :sad:


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#8
The Chat Room / Re: She passed..
Last post by Mups - Today at 10:18:45 AM
Forgot to say,  a couple of the neighbours grabbed the bloke and sat on him till the cops came.
My car was a right-off.   :sad:
#9
The Chat Room / Re: The boring thread.....
Last post by Mups - Today at 10:15:50 AM
Another grey day here too,  after raining all night long. 
Roll on summer. 

Off to my exercise class this afternoon,  at least I try.   :smiley:
#10
The Chat Room / Re: Lets write a Limerick, one...
Last post by Mups - Today at 10:12:15 AM
Prompt at 8 he tapped the door
His eyes popped at what she wore
A pure satin dress and lovely red lips
She took his hand and wiggled her hips