The bishop would have been quite shocked
He preferred to go unfrocked 
But the Curate was worse - 
He dressed as a Nurse

Quote from: klondike on Today at 08:46:24 PMI'll be glad when my tendon gets better. It's not the one I bust years ago but the other and I've no idea what I did to it just that it started hurting a bit when walking. I'm assuming it just needs rest and it is getting better but very slowly. Glad it's now and not when it's good weather. I don't think I'm missing much limiting the amount I go out.

Where abouts is it hurting, Klondie?
Would a good knee support   (or wherever it hurts)  help,  just till it mends?

Failing that,  is there a physio at your Gym you could get some advice from?

Apparently the US maintains bases in Iraq and Kuwait which countries border Iran, should they need a base in the region. However they don't maintain shipping in the Caspian Sea which is in the Russian sphere of influence, that would be useful in any military action concerning Iran.

Something GrannyMac just said made me think  -

If money was no object,  what would be your choice of a bit of a pamper to treat yourself and unwind?

Would the men perhaps like a  chauffeur driven Limo to take them to a  Sauna,  followed by a lovely massage?
Or would it be something completely different as a treat and relax?

Would the ladies like a lovely massage with exotic oils by a hunky Adonis?     
Perhaps followed by a  good beauty treatment or nice hair-do?

For me,  I think a nice massage from scalp to toes would be a good start,  with lovely soothing music in the background.  A view, and smell  of the sea would round it  all off beautifully.   

Nothing wrong with dreaming ey. 

I'll be glad when my tendon gets better. It's not the one I bust years ago but the other and I've no idea what I did to it just that it started hurting a bit when walking. I'm assuming it just needs rest and it is getting better but very slowly. Glad it's now and not when it's good weather. I don't think I'm missing much limiting the amount I go out.

He said 'my pronouns are her and she'
My name is Lily, I'm a ladee
But don't tell the Church
Else I'll be in the lurch
Unless the bishop is like you and me

The bishop would have been quite shocked
He preferred to go unfrocked

Quote from: GrannyMac on Today at 07:48:18 PMPeeing down today, I got wet in the pool too, but the exercises have done my bionic knee the world of good.  I had a massage and facial afterwards, I now look 20 minutes younger!☺️

A massage and facial ey?    Good for you, Granny. 
A nice little pamper can do us the world of good.   

He said 'my pronouns are her and she'
My name is Lily, I'm a ladee 
But don't tell the Church
Else I'll be in the lurch

Bert decided being trans was for him
In short skirt and fishnets, he called himself Kim
The vicar gave him quite a shock
When he asked to borrow a frock
Everyone knew him as Father Jim.

He said 'my pronouns are her and she'
My name is Lily, I'm a ladee