She opened the door and their eyes met
Love at first sight could happen yet
Hello he said is your daughter there
I wasn't sure just what to wear
We haven't decided where we're going yet

She opened the door and their eyes met 
Love at first sight could happen yet

She found someone, and arranged to meet
Wearing sexy stockings and new shoes on her feet
When he rang her door -
She looked,  and thought  'Corrr . .
What a hunky slab of meat

She opened the door and their eyes met

Me too

Yes, I am sure you are right about not everyone is cruel, Muddy.   
 I just hate the ones that are.

Molly looked on a dating site
To find a guy who was just right
Blue eyes ,blond, six foot two
Well fit. And wore size 10 shoe 
Would she fall in love - she might.


She found someone, and arranged to meet
Wearing sexy stockings and new shoes on her feet
When he rang her door -
She looked,  and thought  'Corrr . .

The Choirboy said to the Vicar
This music should be a bit quicker
The poor old Vicar gave a sigh
I can't keep up although I try
But it's not very good for my 'ticker'

Yesterday at 07:33:53 PM
Molly looked on a dating site
To find a guy who was just right
Blue eyes ,blond, six foot two
Well fit. And wore size 10 shoe

The Choirboy said to the Vicar
This music should be a bit quicker
The poor old vicar gave a sigh
I can't keep up although I try

The groom couldn't wait for night to arrive
In a double bed with his beautiful bride
But alas the bed it did squeak
Kept the neigbours awake for over a week 
They couldn't be quiet if they tried.


The Choirboy said to the Vicar
This music should be a bit quicker

At one time the solution was to emigrate to another country like Australia or Canada but both these countries have been taken over .

Although Australia is still a wonderful country it's not quite as wonderful as it was and it is of course very difficult to get into now .

Still young people can still go and work there for a year which is a great experience for them .

Unfortunately with Brexit the door to working in Europe is closed for young people .

I mean young working people not trustafarians who have sufficient finds to keep them while they swan around the world .