Waited for my hairdresser today.. Checked calendar.. I had the wrong day.. der!!

I am never able to pick up these links..

Still better hope there'll be no storm
Or poor old Rudolph won't be on top form
If he falls of the roof it will be a sin
He'll end up head first in the wheelie bin
That means no presents Christmas morn

We got ours today, along with my WFA. 👍🏽 

Just received got my first Christmas present. 

£10 from the DWP. Now if that had just been included in the state pension I might be able to get more than a bag of fish and chips with it by now.

Still better than a poke in the eye I suppose.

Until the woke wake up this will continue .
By then it will be too late .

It seems that there  is always some tragedy near to Christmas .

They have a reindeer on the roof
With a big red nose , and galloping hooves
Too garish for me
But for children much glee
Not really meant for folks long in the tooth

Still better hope there'll be no storm
Or poor old Rudolph won't be on top form

Quote from: Scrumpy on Today at 12:27:30 PMSaw a dead Father Christmas laying face down in a garden today..
  Not an ambulance in sight...

The one on the bay window in my pic looked like he'd been on the mince pies and Baileys a few days before that one was taken but he seems to have sobered up OK.

Spot on. It's the huge benefits bill and no government's willingness to tackle it that taxes have gone through the roof. People got the taste of not having to go to work during lockdown. I would certainly have problems finding the time for such nonsense now.