When Alfie looked in his garden shed

Quote from: Scrumpy on Today at 01:02:56 PMYou have got the wrong program mups.. The one I am talking about is called Naked Attraction..
People stand naked behind a screen .. their faces are hidden..
The (picker) chooses the person he/she wants simply by looking at their bits and bobs.. 

Beautiful sunshine here today.. I cut my second hedge.. Went to the shop..
It was lovely being outside and chatting to those who passed buy.. and making a fuss of the dogs..
Ordered my decking stain and masonry paint.. I'm on a roll..

Yes,  I know the one you mean Scrumpy.  It was on late last night here.
  The screen goes up bit by bit to reveal a bit more, doesn't it.
What on earth possesses these people to do this on TV I wonder?

Quote from: Scrumpy on Today at 01:03:58 PMI did a nasal wash today.. What a strange feeling..

Anybody else done it.. ?

Yes.  I use them quite a lot.    A chap at Northampton hospital told me to,  and they were even giving away free samples at the time.   
It is called  NeilMed sinus rinse,  and I usually get the box of 60 satchets with bottle.
I had to use it for a while before it started making a difference though,  it didn't clear mine after just one go.

Rhyming slang it is so queer
To non Cockneys it's never clear
They say whistle for suit, titfer for hat,
Apples and pears and all of that
 And the trouble and strife is the 'Old dear'

I did a nasal wash today.. What a strange feeling..

Anybody else done it.. ?

You have got the wrong program mups.. The one I am talking about is called Naked Attraction..
People stand naked behind a screen .. their faces are hidden..
The (picker) chooses the person he/she wants simply by looking at their bits and bobs..  

Beautiful sunshine here today.. I cut my second hedge.. Went to the shop..
It was lovely being outside and chatting to those who passed buy.. and making a fuss of the dogs..
Ordered my decking stain and masonry paint.. I'm on a roll..

Rhyming slang it is so queer
To non Cockneys it's never clear
They say whistle for suit, titfer for hat,

Quote from: Mups on Today at 10:17:32 AMI just looked it up and it was called Dating Naked UK.   Rylan Clark presented it.

I think the TV channels are getting desperate - so many to choose from along with the likes of Netflix. People will look just because it's not a soap, reality or murder show. I gave up my TV licence and just watch Youtube or one of the umpteen old series or films I have on disk.

"Where's the Sardines"  yelled his wife
"I don't ask you for much in my life"
For he had bought biscuits instead
The booze had gone to his head
That's when he discovered trouble and strife

Rhyming slang it is so queer

I came out of the consultation no wiser than when entering..

I worked it out.. No operation required.. Nasal wash... 
Will be seen again in six months time..

I waited FIVE months to be seen..