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The Chat Room / Re: The boring thread.....
Last post by Michael Rolls - Today at 03:20:39 AM
We are. Who do you think pays for government stats?
#2
The Chat Room / Re: You Just Gotta Love Cats
Last post by Michael Rolls - Today at 03:17:36 AM
Whilst standing on her head!
#3
The Chat Room / Re: Lets write a Limerick, one...
Last post by Mups - Yesterday at 08:39:17 PM
A man with a chainsaw cut down Scrumpy's trees
She smiled at him sweetly, and offered a cup of tea
So  he sat down on the bench
And thought - " Phew, what a wench
She'd do me nicely yer see."


His lad got up and said ' Blimey Guv'
'I do believe you're in love'

#4
The Chat Room / Re: What a result !!
Last post by Mups - Yesterday at 08:34:29 PM
Quote from: Scrumpy on Yesterday at 04:45:33 PMI reckon it was the lippy wot done it..

I have learned that a Silver Birch.. Aspen.. are not good trees to grow in a regular garden..
They keep growing and growing... and are fast at it ..
They should be at least 50ft away from property.. Their roots can cause much damage..
I won't bother with another.. The guy took them down just above ground level.. He told me to grow something smaller and easier..

He had already priced my neighbour's job to over a thousand..
He just drove his shredder from my neighbours house to mine ... Left the garden tidy.. Brilliant..


Brilliant.    You were really lucky.   :upvote:
#5
The Chat Room / Re: Found by the Postman
Last post by Mups - Yesterday at 08:33:17 PM
It took them long enough,  but it was on our local news tonight, too.
#6
The Chat Room / Re: Lets write a Limerick, one...
Last post by GrannyMac - Yesterday at 07:19:04 PM
Flo called at the vicarage to see
If the vicar would come to tea
Scones with strawberry jam
Finger sandwiches filled with ham
That afternoon at half past three

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A man with a chainsaw cut down Scrumpy's trees
She smiled at him sweetly, and offered a cup of tea




#7
The Chat Room / Re: What a result !!
Last post by GrannyMac - Yesterday at 07:15:54 PM
A great result Scrumpy!  :clap:

Yesterday at 07:19:39 PM
Quote from: Mups on Yesterday at 10:54:27 AMYes,  I reckon there's more to this than we know. 
I can feel a limerick coming on.  :grin:
Have a look.... ☺️
#8
The Chat Room / Re: You Just Gotta Love Cats
Last post by JBR - Yesterday at 06:24:36 PM
Quote from: Alex on Yesterday at 05:40:55 PMMENACE  !
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No.  S/he's smiling at you!
#9
The Chat Room / Re: You Just Gotta Love Cats
Last post by Alex - Yesterday at 05:40:55 PM
MENACE  !
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#10
The Chat Room / Re: The boring thread.....
Last post by klondike - Yesterday at 05:22:44 PM
I expect next thing you know we'll be getting taxed on it.