He layed on the beach, all golden sand
When he suddenly felt a touch of a hand
Sitting there, his neighbour Queenie
in a teeny blue bikini
Benidorm !!!!  Best place in the land


Today at 08:12:03 AM

Sally won 100 million on the Euro draw

Good to hear that you are feeling better Michael..

Another sunny day.. How long will this damned heatwave go on.. !!

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Ooh, Scrumpy, well done yesterday!  

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It had occurred to me that they were possibly keeping me talking in the hope a copper walked past but surely nobody could be that optimistic. The younger one may have never actually seen one other than on the telly.

Yesterday at 11:30:01 PM
Having my customary flick through online news before rolling over and going to sleep. It occurs to me that both sides of the uniparty owe Trump a vote of thanks. Finally Rachel from complaints has somebody other than the Tories to blame for the state of the economy and the Tories wont have her consistently reminding everybody just how crap they are.

Quote from: klondike on Yesterday at 05:46:10 PMI'll have you know that some ladies seem to admire a bit of male leg so there....

As I was passing the bus stop a middle aged  lady was caught out by a driver training bus and stood looking dumbstruck as it passed. The L plates on the back were a bit of a giveaway and I made a comment about them catching her out. No idea how but we were nattering for quite a while about this that and nothing at all before I made my excuses and left. I think she admired my lily white knees and hairy calves. As did the young lady whose assistance I sought in picking out the best grapes as she was carefully examining them and I wondered what to look for. I haven't tried her recommended ones yet.

So it was you I read about in the Evening  Telegraph tonight, was it . . .   

Patch repairs to the road can be used to mop up any unused budget in this financial year. Our council's dug up a children's playground, a few years ago they replaced the street lights. 

They were sending me text messages on my phone giving me a code to log in.

Quote from: klondike on Yesterday at 05:49:03 PMI think I shall vote NOC - they seem to be on the up and up