Quote from: Vlad on Yesterday at 09:41:24 PMSome advice please from the male forum members I have been in a bit of an argument  with the wife just now, nothing nasty but a bit loud at times at the end of it she stopped, looked me in the eye and said, " you are right".....

What the  F do I do next?

Watch your back.. and food..

She is bloody lucky to get out... many didn't..

Starbucks and Costa charge a fair old price for their foods and drinks.. as do many more coffee shops.. 

Quote from: klondike on Today at 10:00:40 AMYou aren't losing any tape measures are you? There could have been an inter dimensional exchange of wife. Make sure she still writes with the same hand, same eye colour etc.

Nah! I lose dibbers...and when I buy a new one the prodigal dibber returns...I think I might notice a lost wife though...

Today at 12:26:02 PM

Quote from: Dextrous63 on Today at 10:03:31 AMGiven that the general rule of thumb is that it'll happen when you're not expecting it, your safest bet is to keep on expecting it.

The problem being that the hunched shoulders are being to ache

I wonder if the centre right
Can once more put the left to flight
I wonder if pigs can fly
And do politicians ever lie!

Quote from: Mups on Today at 10:50:57 AMI have someone coming to fix my shed door this afternoon.  It seems to have dropped and it doesn't open as wide as it used to.  The bolt doesn't line up either, so its getting difficult to lock it up at night.

Mups.. My shed door dropped slightly  and the bolt was not in alignment with the hole thing it slots in to.. 
I just unscrewed the bolt and lined it up.. All I needed was a screwdriver..
I'm thick and I have a go.. You are not thick...

.. and  Jeremy Clarkson.. along with  .. foul mouth.. Danny Dyer 

Quote from: Dextrous63 on Today at 10:05:07 AMWhat year?

 I must check that out..

The first LADY.. was insistent that ENT was Only afternoon clinic.. She told a 'porkie' just to get rid of me..
How naughty is that..

She second young lady couldn't do enough for me.. She was so lovely.. 

James O' Brien 

He's a supercilious condescending prat .

I had the misfortune to hear him on the radio this morning .

British tourist's Auschwitz cafe complaint leaves a sour taste
Alexander Butler
Wed, 23 September 2026 at 11:51 pm BST
3 min

The Auschwitz memorial serves as a reminder of the depths of human depravity and commemorates more than a million Jewish people who were exterminated by the Nazis during the Holocaust.

Yet for one British family visiting the former concentration camp, there were more pressing concerns: the prices at the nearby café.

A tourist named Lynne, who posts on TikTok under the name FreeSpirit666, has drawn widespread ire for a video in which she criticised the prices at a coffee shop and accused the memorial of being a "money-making scheme".

"Here's a tip if you're going to Auschwitz," she told followers in a video captioned "Prices of Auschwitz", adding: "Take a drink with you. I got a strawberry smoothie which tasted very watered down."[/size]
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Lynne advised visitors to bring their own food and drink, but warned they would be 'frisked at the door' - iStock Editorial/Wallis Yu

In the video, which has been viewed four million times since being posted last week, Lynne also took issue with the café's lack of alternative milks, saying: "We fancied a coffee because we were early but they don't do decaf or any milk other than real milk – so we gave that a miss."
Her daughter Kerry then complains that her lemonade tasted like toilet cleaner. "They cost £9 for both of them. Very expensive," Lynne added: "When you come to Auschwitz, bring some food and drink. Although, you do get frisked at the door."

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/british-tourist-auschwitz-cafe-complaint-225147670.html

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