Does anyone still have a high level flushing cistern? Nobody seems to have them any more but you got such a nice strong flush with them. No wonder our country's gone down the toilet.

Old is when you forget who you are replying to... 
 Mups.. replying to Muddy.. when quoting Klondike.. 

Just in case you have noticed  Alex has been absent from the forum for a short while..
 She is a bit under the weather at the moment.. and is on medication for her ailments..
 Nothing serious ... she is just taking a rest from us..
 That is what she said to me this morning..
  
OR... She was doing a Charity Swim and got pick up with 500 others..
  I'm not too sure which one it is...

Quote from: muddy on Today at 10:39:18 AMHe said I want to be PM and it happened pdq.

Today at 10:44:00 AM
Smirking b' tards should have been sentenced to life in the first place .

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/crlw5wnykr2t

Today at 10:49:59 AM
We could always pay El Salvador to take a few of our worst .
It would be worth every Penny .

Yes, El Salvador is, I believe, one place which is happy to take our rubbish, upon payment of course!  I'm sure there will be others, but we must choose only locations remote from our country, because the invaders will make every effort to return.

The main thing is deterrence.  Once the invaders begin to realise that they will get nothing here, absolutely nothing, not even food, they will look elsewhere.

And of course, we stop paying the French for sending them here.  What a stupid idea that was!

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"Gerroff woman! Wotcha doin?" 
Just when I was about to start wooing

Quote from: klondike on Today at 06:14:05 AM1.  Half and half. I have a wrap over phone case CC, Driving licence, etc and a few notes in it. No wallet any more. Most payments by phone app.

2. Landline phone binned years ago. No line or fibre phone number at all now.

3. I use earbuds or headphones for listening to audiobooks so some calls taken on those but mostly it would be the handset, Most personal communications by Whatsapp

4. No live TV. Radio normally only in the car.

5. I Rarely use text, No name used

6. Old,

Good grief Muddy.   You must be a mere spring chicken.  
I wouldn't even know how ear buds or headphones work.   
Payments by phone app?     
I've still got my landline too.

He said I want to be PM and it happened pdq.

Today at 10:44:00 AM
Smirking b' tards should have been sentenced to life in the first place .

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/crlw5wnykr2t

Today at 10:49:59 AM
We could always pay El Salvador to take a few of our worst .
It would be worth every Penny .

At least Burnham is trying his best ...
Some people think he just has to say 'Do this' and 'Do that' and it's all sorted... Not so..

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