You are not alone, Ashy.
If you started an Old Codgers club,  you would have many members within hours.   

Microwave... I don't call that cooking..

I like you just the way you are...

Quote from: Scrumpy on Today at 01:48:51 PMI had a fish pie .. Tesco Finest for my lunch.. No cooking here..
  And I used a real plate...

Tesco fish Pie is nice, isn't it Scrumps.  I sometimes get the posher one. 
What do you mean 'no cooking'  though?  Did you eat it raw? 

Then he sang about Joanna
Whilst also playing the piano
A funny gag or two
hopefully not too blue
Then waved goodnight to his Nanna.


While peeling the spuds for dinner one day

I had a fish pie .. Tesco Finest for my lunch.. No cooking here..
  And I used a real plate...

On the radio today Fathers Day, listeners were asked to tell of memories about their dad..

  'When we were kids the toilet roll holder fell off the wall and dad sent us to the shop to buy some chewing gum.. We were allowed to chew it for 5 mins then dad used it to stick the holder back on the wall..

This made me smile.. What a classic..

Good afternoon.  No, I am not looking forward to this oncoming heatwave either.   
I worry for my dogs as much as myself.   Gertie doesn't cope at all well.
I don't doubt for one minute that some half-wits still leave their dog in their car to fry.

Chicken Pie for dinner later,  unfortunately that means the oven will have to go on!

Then he sang about Joanna
Whilst also playing the piano
A funny gag or two
hopefully not too blue

I loathe hot weather - reset my internal clock to crepuscular to avoid as much of it as possible.  Seems to work - and it makes the Cat laugh.