But Jim took her to Bingo next night
A packet of crisps and half a pint
Enough to get him feeling frisky
Without the need for any whisky 
Nor getting high as a kite.


When Fred was cleaning his gutter
He found something that made him utter

But Jim took her to Bingo next night
A packet of crisps and half a pint
Enough to get him feeling frisky
Without the need for any whisky

Ruthio,  I can't think of any 'Reality'  programmes I like,  and anyway,  I am also fed up with so many so-called 'celebs'  things on the box too.  A lot of these people appear so very shallow, especially the women.

But in all fairness,  we all like different things don't we,  and luckily we have a choice whether to watch or not.   Each to their own.

The other thing I am sick of on TV is the amount of murder films there are,  especially anything American.    Guns, guns, guns,  they hardly show a film without them.

These films we get are always along the same lines too.   Someone gets shot, and some old bloke is raked out of retirement to solve it.    
Usually within 5 minutes of it starting there is the first of many killings,  then its nothing but guns and car chases and screeching tyres for the next couple of hours.

The other night on every channel on my TV,  there were nothing but murders on.

But Jim took her to Bingo next night
A packet of crisps and half a pint

He'd promised to take her for better or worse
Together until the need for a hearse
Good grief what a thought!
It made him a bit fraught
In his head how he did curse.


But Jim took her to Bingo next night

I wasn't being snoby, honest!!
But how can something that totally demeans marriage be so entertaining?!!

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May soon realised she had gone
Her attempts at glamour all wrong
Tonight she would wear her see through nightie
Jim ogled .. would he?... might he?
Pity about needing that king size thong

He'd promised to take her for better or worse
Together until the need for a hearse