Poor old Fred is firmly stuck
Here comes the brigade in their big red truck 
They had a look, and gave a scoff
One big yank and the bin came off
So that was a bit of good luck.


Nell made a cup of tea, but because she's old
She forgot it was there until it went cold
She threw it away and made another
But someone pinched it -  Bert, her brother

Quote from: Alex on Yesterday at 04:19:10 PMI can't watch BBC or iPlayer but found this clip on You Tube, he talks such crap ! 

If he played cricket, then when he bats, the fielding team could put most of their side into slips as he'd be deflecting every delivery into them.

Poor old Fred is firmly stuck
Here comes the brigade in their big red truck

I think perfume would stump lots of men too!

Quote from: klondike on Yesterday at 04:40:55 PMWas the cotton harvested with some special knife by an imam? 

Must have been Klondy, that plonker Dale Vince must buy them a dozen at a time

Was the cotton harvested with some special knife by an imam? 

Until they started putting stuff on YouTube the only BBC programs you could see that were not on iPlayer had been sold by the BBC or by a production company who weren't tied down to only the BBC having the rights to screen the program. You can get hookey downloads of BBC programs the same as is possible with most things but that is without BBC permission.

I can't watch BBC or iPlayer but found this clip on You Tube, he talks such crap !  I couldn't find the other plonker.  By the way it's possible to buy 'muslim T Towels' on e-bay

Quote from: klondike on Yesterday at 10:34:00 AMInternet isn't broadcast TV.  Broadcast TV comes from aerial or satellite.
If it's live or iPlayer it does require a licence though however you receive it.

Yes, of course.  Nevertheless, we can watch anything on many different channels or sources.  
We could watch most of it without a BBC Licence, as most of it is not a live transmission and it is perfectly easy to avoid using any BBC service.