I wasn't being serious. I'm sure that is what we have here. Well either that or at mum with outstanding foresight.

I don't really think the photo is, I believe it's from an old newspaper but I think the saying has been added.

He asked Peggy to get a DNA test
He thought as a dad, he'd be the best
As Ned already was the father of ten
Alf, Lil', Ali, Fritz, Win, Rob, Jo, Alya, Mo, and Len
Plus another on the QT, little Ben.

I've lead a very sheltered life
Mother told me I was born in Fife
All are sheltered who live up there
Only bath nights is anything bare
I've seen no-one naked not even my wife

The bitter cold means everything droops
Until we're in our friendship groups
And things get heated, shall we say

Are you sure it's AI? 

He asked Peggy to get a DNA test
He thought as a dad, he'd be the best
As Ned already was the father of ten
Alf, Lil', Ali, Fritz, Win, Rob, Jo, Alya, Mo, and Len

This is the tale of Ginger John
He was around when Peggy's babe was born
But was he there at conception?
She said it was Ned's, was that deception?
John was feeling quite forlorn.

He asked Peggy to get a DNA test
He thought as the dad, he'd be the best
As Ned already was father to ten

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I'd never have got that in a month of Sundays. 

You probably would if you went down the elimination route, as klondike said.  After he suggested it, I started using that method.  I rarely get a score of two, but can't remember the last time it failed me.

Mum knows best. Yes, I know it's AI but it made me laugh anyway.😂🤣😂🤣

Quote from: Raven on Yesterday at 09:02:41 PMErrrrrr No, but I live with my partner, 

Bugger! Can we be chums! 😉

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Quote from: Scrumpy on Today at 10:09:23 AMPlease ask me Vlad.. please, please... please.. 

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Quote from: Mups on Today at 10:25:45 AM. . .  and if Miss Whippy doesn't make you beg for mercy -  I will.   

I feel no pain, I am a lean, green, mean fighting machine...but in truth I am just old..and bold🤣

I've lead a very sheltered life
Wasn't allowed out til forty five
Mum said loose women are out there
They will do stuff to curl your hair 
I'd hoped the problem was rife.