Joe gave Ethel careful thought
And decided to buy her a glass of Port

It's a bit chaotic here today because I have got the decorators in doing up one room for me.
I had to empty the room for them yesterday,  all except the big heavy stuff.  Gawd,  I've got to stop hoarding  so much junk!    By bedtime I could hardly walk because of my back hurting.   
Now I've got no living room to sit comfortably in today because I had to empty all junk out of the other room into it.   
I really must have a sort out . . . .

A very good picture, Alex.   What a poser.  

They're doing the same here too, Scrumps.
It does make me mad because some of us are still gardening,  and we can't buy stuff.  
Only last week I needed some fertiliser and a new bag of compost, but to go elsewhere.
People will be sick of the sight of Christmas by the time we get to November!

Perhaps it will be a better one tomorrow.

What?

I got fed up waiting for the NHS and went private. The consultant promised to have me on my feet in two weeks. He did. I had to sell the car to pay his bill.

Joe gave Ethel careful thought

Well clearly I don't think so as I don't buy one. 

Grass greens up fast. The recreation ground across the road from me looked like straw and now despite little rain here looks entirely green from a distance.