Ham and sliced tomato for me on a roll

I'm a little bit nervous but have only experienced really bad turbulence once, we had to circle New York for what seemed like an age.  The stewardess was sick !  it was that bad 

I've never been on a Hovercraft, didn't fancy that at all !     North sea ferry to Rotterdam could be a bit worrying !

Afternoon all, it's been showers her today, not very nice tbh.  I've been to see my oldest friend today, she has cancer and is receiving Immunotherapy treatment.  She tells me instead of sitting on a drip for an hour or so at Clatterbridge, she now has a quick injection and it only takes 10 minutes, so a plus for her and others.

I don't do the Euro lottery, even less chance of winning than there is with the UK one !

Glad I'm not out now. It's tipping down.

Blast just when my luck was in too. I decided to chance a walk and went to town. My intent was to get a bus back if it rained which I'd did start to do. I'd just missed a bus so nipped into the shopping arcade. Lots of shops shut. When I came out to get the bus the sun was peeping out so I walked home instead of taking the bus.

I'll be wearing mysterious black
A bit of lippy, rouge and all that
And a low cut top
Will make Vlad's eyes go pop
Should they fall out I'll  cover up with my hat

Things went off without a hitch
Despite the occasional breaking stitch
Nothing flopped out on display
But the chance caused mens eyes to stray

Rough turbulence and heavy landings are no fun but they are as nothing  compared to that damned cross channel hovercraft. Once on that was more than enough for a lifetime. Return ticket used on the ferry instead.

I prefer sandwiches but at the end of the day the important thing is the bacon. 

Mind when the priest laughed at the rabbi because he was allowed no bacon he asked the priest had he never sampled the delights of a young lady from his flock. 

The priest blushed and admitted that yes he had. To which the rabbi asked better than bacon isn't it?

Quote from: Scrumpy on Today at 02:12:05 PMToo late.. been and gone..
Don't bother buying a Euro Millions Lottery ticket.. i bought the winner this morning..

Dammit.  

Quote from: Scrumpy on Today at 02:18:03 PMWe had the loudest clap of thunder and lightning last week.. Just one strike.. The thunder sound was deafening..
We later learned that the lightning hit a plane at Gatwick nearby.. and it was forced to land..
It is on video..
 My worse fears when flying..
I do not enjoy flying.. never have.. Though i have flown far and wide.. I fear it..

I have only ever flown once,  many years ago  -  well twice if you count the return journey.  
There was a storm when we flew,   scary stuff indeed.

I have never flown since.  I am not much of a traveller really.