Sorry Klondike you were slow on the draw
My line of verse got in before
I probably sat straining and concentrated

Wipers are a DIY job. Bulbs usually are too but some can be a sod to get at and new LED lights can be a very expensive main dealer job or at least somebody with the correct manufacturer kit to make the car accept the replacement. It's a racket.

All my elective surgery has been done at the hat hospital paid for by the NHS. It's called Patient Choice. I think Labour brought it in. Will check.

Looks like it started in the Blair years and continued to evolve.

Wouldn't catch me out that way. My phone is usually in my shirt pocket.

Would be a nice way to gross out a spammer. Excuse me a moment I have to put the phone down a moment while....

Sorry Klondike you were slow on the draw
My line of verse got in before

Halfords are brilliant.. They even check the tyre pressure and correct it..

I bet you are right..
I have been treated privately  by specialists and surgeons from our local hospital....
Perhaps they need the money.. 

 Alex...I hope your car doesn't need any major work..
My car is due around January for MOT and Check Up..
It certainly is a problem when things go wrong..
 My mate has a fancy motor with all the gadgets.. cost him a bomb..
It has just broken down... It is at the garage.. Who inform him that it can be very costly to repair..
  Gone are the days when we could just lift the bonnet up.. twiddle a few things and everything was fine..

It was funny. 😁 😁 😁

I might add that I wasn't naked .. It was only my joggers that I hadn't quite pulled up..

Depends. Sounds more like a hose than the head gasket because the plugs are in the head so above the head gasket . Hoses are cheaper to fix than head gaskets, water pumps etc.

Doubtless they'll be letting you know.