Manes, Feathers and tails shampooed around every 7-10 days,especially after being in the ocean. Full body wash couple of times a year or if really needed. That's Himself's job I stick to the easy bits. 

They are lovely Raven I am very envious .
Between the three of you ,you must spend a fortune on shampoo !

His children should get the same protection as any other child in the U.K. .
They are children they are not special other than to their parents .
If he wants extra protection he can easily pay for a private security firm .
That is what people do .
The British police are not for hire they are paid by the taxpayers they are not for every Tom Dick or even Harry .
He is not a taxpayer .
His children are not more at risk here than any other child in the country .
Less so in fact as if he comes he can stay in very secure royal residences .
They can sew trackers into their clothles if they are so worried that is the usual procedure .
And while the children of William are offered protection it is because their parents live in the U.K. and are 'working royals ' William does at least pay some taxes .
As to the treatment of Meghan being ' unfair ' which part of being the wife of a royal prince a multimillionaire , a house and every privilege provided do you think is unfair ?
What exactly has Megan done to deserve 'fairness ?
( BTW Kate has just scaled the Three Peaks for a Cancer charity )
The world is not fair and for a B rated actress she has done very well indeed .
She was lucky to get Harry ok he's a bit thick but nevertheless less he loves her and has shot her to world fame .
And a lifestyle that many can only dream about .

It scares me.

Sorry about that, I've been having bother with the post images site.
Here you are......hopefully 

Wow, Vlad! 

Ah, yes, normality has resumed.

Neether and Eether fo Neither and Either.
Oh, and Skedule!!!!! 

Love the t-shirt. 

Quote from: Silver Tabby on Today at 12:04:33 PMUnfortunately.

Today at 12:06:16 PMBut why do they not know better, Michael - is English no longer part of the school curriculum?

What annoys me more is when you hear people  (usually the younger ones),  who keep saying the word  'like'  about 10 times in a sentence.  It drives me nuts.

The other type of speech I abhor,  is those that  'bovver'  instead of bother,  and 'fought' and 'fink' instead of 'thought' and 'think'  etc.    

I know not everyone went to posh schools,  and that is not their fault,  but a lot of this is nothing to do with schooling,  its just because its trendy.