I have located another area of instability in the spacetime continuum within my house. It is a small table beside the sofa which is home to the TV remote and a few other bits and bobs including a rather nice high power LED torch. I noticed that this seems to have gone walkies.

I don't actually need it right now but everything has its proper place or I'd be forever losing things so I went on a hunt around the house. I did check Amazon first for spacetime continuum anomaly meters but they don't seem to sell them so I just had to use my eyes.

I didn't find it but did come across a completely infeasible number of cheap Ali Express LED torches. More that I could possibly have ever bought. I'm sure they have just drifted in. All I can do is wait and hope some of those drift out and my nice one returns.

Fortunately the kitchen draws now seem to have settled down and there are four tape measures - the two original and the two extra ones I bought because the originals vanished. I know I found one I think I'd never seen before and that's not in there so maybe it just wandered back to its owner. Perhaps I need to buy more nice torches.

Who is running the bloody country..!!!!
Certainly not the government...

Shoplifter boldly go into stores and remove what they want..
Rape and abuse.. Community Service and a slap on the wrist.
People fill up their motors and drive off..
And on .. and on it goes...

There was also that bloke Clive
She'd heard he had lots of drive
Dodgems.Speedway.Big bikes too
And horse races on the M22

Tsar

Bead

Absrnce
Heart 
Fonder

Beatles

Rain drop

She had her eye on a guy called Andy
Always up for it - nicknamed Randy
She'd seen him sitting down the park
Reading 'Playboy' till nearly dark
Bit off putting he seemed so "handy" 

There was also that bloke Clive
She'd heard he had lots of drive 

Quote from: JBR on <strong>Today</strong> at 10:26:02 AMHas this criminal not been arrested by the police?  Has he been arrested and simply let go free?

Will just be found guilty in their absence. That can happen without them even being in custody. They should certainly just be taken to court when they are in custody though. They get no choice of prison or cell so far as I'm aware so make their temporary place of custody in the dock. Spineless a-holes.