Hi everyone, hope you all slept well... 

I'm worse, my ready meals never see a plate, what's the use of making
more washing up? 

Only a slob if you don't use anything and wipe your hands on your backside.

Some pay for that 

Next time I'll find a softer seat
Perhaps with somewhere to rest my feet
I'll travel to Brighton 
It might help enlighten

Sensible 👍 

Nothing wrong with that, Scrumps.   
Sometimes I use a plate, or other times I do the same as you.
So if that makes you a slob,  well I must be one too.  

Morning lovely people .  

Dentist at 12 o/clock today,  followed by the Hygienist.   
I hate that bloomin' tube thing they stick in my mouth presumably to get rid of saliva.   
Sometimes they really hurt ramming the damn thing under the tongue, then hard onto the gums.  I'd like to do the same to her so she knows what it feels like! 

Quote from: Alex on May 08, 2026, 08:54:34 PMI've never been interested in snooker, my Mum was though  and I remember the name Jimmy White, he must be knocking on now.

I  used to be pretty good at Pool when I was young and worked in the village pub. 
 Some of the men didn't much like being beaten by a woman.