I've just read that TalkTalk is about to go bust !   Just when I was thinking of swapping

Old Turkey teeth who left his wife for a fella ! He'll have another paper back out soon...

Today I bought my first mince pie
Flaky pastry... i was on a high
Is it close enough to Christmastime
To have a very large mulled wine? 
Just say you're giving it a try.   



Now it will soon be Halloween
Ghosts and Ghouls could be seen

Feeling a bit fed up so I bought myself a new handbag     
Weather not bad here, we even had some sunshine for a while...

Today I bought my first mince pie
Flaky pastry... i was on a high
Is it close enough to Christmastime
To have a very large mulled wine?

Quote from: Dextrous63 on Today at 05:46:52 PM😬😬😬

Every time Vlad.  Every single time 🤣🤣

I start reading one of your posts thinking it's going to be sensible...

Every single bloody time!! 🤣🤣

I don't do sensible mate as you well know, It's a good thing that you can't see or hear what goes on in my head 😄

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Every time Vlad.  Every single time 🤣🤣

I start reading one of your posts thinking it's going to be sensible...

Every single bloody time!! 🤣🤣

Quote from: JBR on Today at 04:22:15 PMPerfectly logical.  I suspect that you are slightly heavier than your Yorkie.

Certainly hairier.

I went down to the market today and saw a sign on the fish stall that said, "Lobster tails £10"  so I went up to the guy and gave him my 10 quid and he said, " Once upon a time there was a lobster called Alan......."

We'll soon be talking double Dutch
We won't gout out..petrol too much
Bills will soar, and food even worse
There'll be nothing left in my little purse
And houses the size of a rabbit hutch 

Today at 04:28:36 PM
Today I bought my first mince pie
Flaky pastry... I was on a high