Had a bad fall Tuesday evening, so even bruises have bruises, and now can't sleep

Then Keith decided he needed a job
He could be Town Cryer, as he had a big gob
He went for an interview at the town hall 
And the man at the desk was 7ft tall
Shook his hand, and said he was  Bob.


But Keith then thought he wouldn't do well
For a start he could hardly lift the bell

Quote from: klondike on Yesterday at 09:20:34 PMPut the heating on this evening

Same here.   

Then Keith decided he needed a job
He could be Town Cryer, as he had a big gob
He went for an interview at the town hall

Put the heating on this evening

Then Keith decided he needed a job
He could be Town Cryer, as he had a big gob

Quote from: CHF on Yesterday at 07:56:05 PMMy Daphne is in bloom.

That always so pretty doesn't it.  Smells wonderful too.   

My Daphne is in bloom.

A man went camping to Neath
People who knew him called him Keith
Those that didn't called him Fred
Some didn't care and called him Ed
Then Keith/Fred/Ed moved to Cowdenbeath. 

Quote from: muddy on Yesterday at 05:26:59 PMIt's a pity about Kemi Badenoch
She is wasted on the Tories .

It's very different in opposition, to actually holding power.  She talks well, and I like her, but it'll be a long time before the Conservatives win a GE again I think.