Quote from: Scrumpy on Yesterday at 04:10:11 PMYou certainly are Alex.. I never break a promise..
And I will fill it with petrol..

I'll get the train down then and come to pick it up.

We don't have potholes. We have elephant traps!

True

I think the 'advent of the Greenies' exemplifies the increasing disunity of the British people.

I remember the days when 'we all pulled together'.

My first wife never recovered I got from my first!

It's the euro millions tonight 

When I buy a ticket I always ask the name of the person who sells it to me .

I say if I win I will see you right ! 

Second childhood Scrumps??!! 🤣🤣

Those water companies all get fined
Not that they ever seem to mind
They still pollute our rivers and seas
Then on our bill put a hefty fee
And have the cheek to pretend they're being kind

Dickie from the East-end
Went out on the pull with his friend
But he forgot his pants 👖

Thanks muddy, in other words run for the hills and don't vote Green 

Open borders

Thousands more new homes ( we do need them and if we have open borders even more  so )

Tough luck on the flowers and fauna it's all going to be concreted over - and you thought thks was the eco party ?

Net zero ( we can look forward to a much colder future )

More doctors and dentists ( probably from the third world as ours  have done a bunk elsewhere )

Universal basic income ( where is the dosh coming from  )

Trans rights ( pretend women in real women's spaces )

And of course ceasefire in Gaza ( there is one you pilocks only Hamas doesn't agree with it )

Sure there must be more Baldocks  er policies .