iPad  I love it .

There was an old man from Bude
Who liked to sunbathe in the nude
His neighbour called Paul
Said  "That's not right at all" . . .
"And it quite puts me off my food!"


So Pauls's wife went and knocked at his door
But was told its not against the Law

Been busy gardening again.   

Planted a new Peony,   sowed some more Carrots,  sowed some Canterbury Bells,  took  several Salvia cuttings and repotted a couple of bigger Salvias,   and trimmed a few long branches off my  Buddleja.  
Came in,  gave the dogs their tea,  then finally got my own.
Been sitting with a hot water bottle on my poor back all evening!

All my jobs seem to take twice as long as they used to.  

Too much faff for me.

She enjoyed her day so much, she booked another trip
With her friend, Mabel (who was massive round the hips)
This time to Whitby, for the Goth weekend
but Mabel became stuck in a Grecian Bend 
Just one of her life's little blips!

She enjoyed her day so much, she booked another trip
With her friend, Mabel (who was massive round the hips)
This time to Whitby, for the Goth weekend
but Mabel became stuck in a Grecian Bend

I don't get it.   Why would they want a radio station that no one can get on their radio??   


Just found some more info if anyone's  interested:

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Boom Radio does not use a traditional radio frequency or number; it is a digital station. You can tune in using the following methods: [1, 2]

• DAB+ Radio: Search for "Boom" by name on your digital radio (it requires a newer DAB+ set, not older standard DAB).
• Smart Speakers: Say, "Alexa, play Boom Radio" or "Hey Google, play Boom Radio".
• Freeview: Tune to channel 277 (UK Radio Portal).
• Mobile App: Download the Boom Radio UK app for iOS or Android.
• Smart TVs / Sky: Use the Radioplayer app on Sky Q, Sky Glass, or connected Smart TVs.
• Online: Listen directly via the Boom Radio website

Elsie went to Blackpool just to see the sights
Not up the tower because Elsie hated heights
First the Pleasure beach to go on the rides 
Then to have a paddle at the seaside
A quickstep in the ballroom, then Elsie said goodnight.

She enjoyed her day so much, she booked another trip
With her friend, Mabel (who was massive round the hips)
This time to Whitby, for the Goth weekend

Might give it a go.. It seems to play all the good stuff from way back..

Elsie went to Blackpool just to see the sights
Not up the tower because Elsie hated heights