Nah it just cause nightmares. The bum burps are caused by breathing I think.

Quote from: Scrumpy on Today at 02:26:19 PMMy best one is..
'I bet you can't wait to go to big school and do joined up writing'

Excellent. I haven't used the sort of forums that would be used in years though. I must be mellowing. Or possibly growing up but that's unlikely - my internal age stopped rising decades ago.

I have teenage grandchildren.  They have sensible parents, but they can't police them 24/7. 

Very neighbourly. I took in a parcel for my young neighbours, they're away. 

I look like that on a good day......a very very good day

I just gave the lady next door 6 tomatoes from the greenhouse, she gave me a kiss on the cheek, very continental...

Quote from: klondike on Today at 02:02:07 PMNever eat strong cheese before retiring.

Did we have a series of bum burps?

Quote from: klondike on Today at 02:18:46 PMI wonder if my ex Chief Constable ever dropped in for a chat...

https://news.sky.com/story/nick-adderley-suspended-chief-constable-of-northamptonshire-police-found-guilty-of-gross-misconduct-13156422

That's real Walting!

We do lose a lot by leakage .
It is very hard to get a totally leak proof reservoir .
Dams themselves leak .
It's very difficult to contain water.

My best one is..
'I bet you can't wait to go to big school and do joined up writing'