Wonder if yesterday's parcel will be delivered today..... Finally. 

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Yesterday my wrist hurt. Today that's fine. My shoulder hurts instead. Wonder what it will be tomorrow.

Then she remembered she must call the docs
The bloke she was last with had a touch of the pox
Some antibiotics might do the trick
Let's hope she can get some pretty quick
In future she'll stay well clear of men like that

Maude is cured but full of shame

Quote from: GrannyMac on <strong>Today</strong> at 06:54:05 AMBoth had a certain aura about them.

And it wasn't a good one for sure.

Quote from: Scrumpy on <strong>Today</strong> at 09:26:04 AMJonathan Ross is already putting out statements claiming to know nothing..

He was mates with Russel Brand. He's got a bit of an aura too. 

Quote from: Scrumpy on <strong>Today</strong> at 09:26:04 AMWouldn't it be lovely to hear just good news and pretty , pretty things..!!!

That doesn't sell papers or get clicks unfortunately.

Spent quite a while looking for the coffee machine cleaning tablets. Thought I must have knocked them into the recycling bag that hangs under the shelf I keep them on at the top of the cellar. They were sitting  by the coffee machine where I'd put them when I saw it flashing for a clean. My excuse - that was ages before when I first got up. I never said it was a good excuse. 

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Quote from: Scrumpy on <strong>Today</strong> at 09:30:48 AMI put the wrong bins out this morning..
My dustman.. in the dark.. came into the garden and found the right ones.. 

Seeee.. It pays to leave some goodies for them at Christmastime..

Don't worry, Crumpy.  We're all getting older!

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