Mups has it spot on

Their main job is to ensure there is enough paper for the binmen men on recycling day. They need it to get the plastic burning properly in the incinerter.

I wondered who the person was who walks about in shorts with hairy legs on show..
I have seen male and female species...

Quote from: muddy on Today at 10:12:40 AMI tip them at Christmas

I always used to, Muddy,  but they were the same regular faces every week then.
There seems to be different people all the time now.
Anyway,  if they brought my flippin' bin back I might think about a tip!

The church went silent as Bev sat down
The groom just gasped, and said with a frown
'Don't listen to her , I love only you'
'She said she's pregnant but it's not true' 
'Though she's been with every man in town.'


Bev dropped her flowers, and burst into tears
She trusted Jed, they'd courted for years

Quote from: Scrumpy on Today at 11:50:17 AMWhat's a postman.. Is it the same as a policeman. ?
Do they still whistle.. ?

Scrumps,  there are quite a few differences between postmen and policemen.

1. You will see many more postmen then policemen.
2. They were different colour uniforms   (Postmen usually wear red).
3. Postmen are often more chatty.
4. They also often have bare, hairy legs and carry a big bag.
5. They come to our front doors alot,  leave a load of junk mail,  then disappear again.   

Is that any help?   

What's a postman.. Is it the same as a policeman. ? 
Do they still whistle.. ?

The church went silent as Bev sat down
The groom just gasped, and said with a frown
'Don't listen to her , I love only you'
'She said she's pregnant but it's not true'

Quote from: Mups on Today at 10:08:06 AMDid it sting your legs, Klondike? 

I'm still hoping for another chance to get then tanned. Postmen seem to wear shorts all years round.

lovely morning, but drizzle forecast and it looks to b ein its way