Quote from: GrannyMac on Today at 12:34:13 PMWhat Old age might have in store for us!

Clearly, you're not old yet, Gran!

Quote from: GrannyMac on Today at 12:31:14 PMAnd serious child abuse. 

Yes

Scrumpy that did make me laugh
There must be some not far from your gaffe
In the co-op, or down the pub?
You surely could charm one with some grub

hear, hear

Scrumpy that did make me laugh
There must be some not far from your gaffe 
In the co-op, or down the pub?

What Old age might have in store for us!

And serious child abuse. 

Quote from: klondike on Today at 11:35:16 AMThings could be a whole lot worse for you.

You might not wake up for the loo

That has been on my mind!  I'm not quite doolally yet, though.
If that should ever happen, I shall take precautions:
- a rubber blanket in the bed;
- a clamp for my willy.

Quote from: JBR on Today at 10:40:04 AMI almost always get out of bed to have a pee in the early morning but, like you, I'm off to sleep straight away... well, after I've got back into bed.  Then I need another pee when I wake up around 8am.

Generally, I have no problem in sleeping, fortunately, and often have a nap in the late afternoon if we're not doing anything.  Naturally, I don't do that if we're out somewhere, especially if driving.

Things could be a whole lot worse for you.

You might not wake up for the loo 

Bright and sunny but cold out, I am told