Mups I put my washing out .
Came a rainstorm 
Rushed out got the washing tripped over , spreadeagled on the lawn surrounded by pegs .
Got up collected soggy washing 
Went in absolutely soaked with two bruised knees .
Mr M says I looked out the window and saw you had already brought in the washing .

Note to self 
Don't die in the back garden he won't notice until dinner time .

Discrimination..   
  
'I'm going to tell my mum'...
That is what was said if someone bullied or said something nasty to you or another..

Those days are long gone.. Today there is no-one to complain to..

I get loads of junk post it goes straight into recycling .

Always been an Oliver Cromwell fan myself .

Quote from: Raven on Today at 12:29:32 PMPersonally I couldn't give a hoot where they live, here, the US, or blooming Timbuktu. It won't affect my life one wee bit. 

Of course you are right.. 
I think the people of England.. are more interested in the royals..

From Megxit to Begxit .

They have a massive debt to pay the Daily Mail .

Only Daddy can save them .

Best get on his good side before he pops his clogs .

So Mabel took her trip alone 
She packed her bags and mobile phone

Personally I couldn't give a hoot where they live, here, the US, or blooming Timbuktu. It won't affect my life one wee bit. 

From Chris Philip Mp for Croydon



Flagrant racism from MI5 & GCHQ

White applicants for summer 2027 internships - incl. from disadvantaged backgrounds - can't apply

The scheme must be scrapped

Applications should be merit-based & colour blind

Working class white boys are among the most disadvantaged - yet are not considered .

Mabel went to Italy on a coach tour
Which man to take she wasn't sure
Henry, Harry, Tom or Dick
But certainly not Fred - he got on her wick
Then she eyed Giorgio in the brochure

So Mabel took her trip alone