Given some ot your earlier comments on things you like you might want to recall my observation on cross trainers and advisability of sports bras. And no it wasn't that I need one.

... and handed to anybody waiting for one on the beach along with a free  can of petrol and a compass.

Quote from: klondike on Yesterday at 09:01:51 PMYes normally Monday Tuesday Thursday and Friday. I was a tad too successful with my dieting and realised that as well as getting rid of the paunch I'd also got rid of a lot of muscle. I'm trying to put a bit of that back. It wasn't really working so I asked my daughter and she said I need to eat a bit more if I wanted to add muscle as my intake wasn't high enough. I am putting some weight on now but a fair proportion is going  on the wrong place.

I'll get there. Maybe. Having bought a load of clothes a size smaller I'll have to. I must admit that I haven't actually binned all of what was replaced though.

I paid my monthly subscription regularly, nothing happened, I didn't get fitter or lose weight...I didn't realise you actually had to go and do stuff. 

I've heard it alleged that immigrants claim that their children were born abroad, and borrow some kids if the authorities want to see them.

Although I would never do it, I wonder how easy it is to register a birth and get a birth certificate, when no birth has taken place.

And now the French have apparently agreed to turn round boats found at sea.

The small print says - not if there are people in the boat. Only empty boats will be escorted to shore. 

Quote from: Vlad on Yesterday at 06:40:32 PMThe gym? You go to the gym?

Yes normally Monday Tuesday Thursday and Friday. I was a tad too successful with my dieting and realised that as well as getting rid of the paunch I'd also got rid of a lot of muscle. I'm trying to put a bit of that back. It wasn't really working so I asked my daughter and she said I need to eat a bit more if I wanted to add muscle as my intake wasn't high enough. I am putting some weight on now but a fair proportion is going  on the wrong place.

I'll get there. Maybe. Having bought a load of clothes a size smaller I'll have to. I must admit that I haven't actually binned all of what was replaced though.

You probably need to forge the paperwork to get on universal credit first...

I am just an old romantic at heart,

My good lady sent me a text, " if you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. if you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!"

I replied, " I am on the lav, please advise."

How does one forge the require documentation so as to claim one has a child, when one has not?

I have a cunning plan to boost my income. 😬😬

Quote from: klondike on Yesterday at 04:09:46 PMI think it's just muscle pain. Probably was the gym.

The gym? You go to the gym?