Peeing down today, I got wet in the pool too, but the exercises have done my bionic knee the world of good.  I had a massage and facial afterwards, I now look 20 minutes younger!☺️

Bert decided being trans was for him
In short skirt and fishnets, he called himself Kim

That's your lot for the week Alex... 🍰 

She shut the door in his face
And he went down the path at a pace
Phew! he thought 'that was close'
'Been years since having one of those
'Gimme something that looks good in lace'

Quote from: Scrumpy on Today at 11:36:34 AMI'll beat you tomorrow Mups...

Do ladies like that sort of thing?

I've been out for coffee and cake

It's too slow that is to blame
Still at least I have no shame
Click unread and land behind
Still at least no one's unkind
There it is my claim to fame


Today at 03:38:41 PM
Anyway - not completed



She shut the door in his face
And he went down the path at a pace
Phew! he thought 'that was close'
'Been years since having one of those

Quote from: Scrumpy on Today at 11:36:34 AMI'll beat you tomorrow Mups...

You might . . . . .    but there again . . .   

Scrumps, he's done this before - 
In fact,  many times galore!
As you say it's the Sherry
It makes him too merry
We'll have to make a new law.