Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

Ethel was desperate and gave Joe a wink
She was hoping he'd maybe buy her a drink
But he thought she had a tic

[Scrumpy]

Ethel was desperate and gave Joe a wink
She was hoping that maybe he'd buy her a drink
But he thought she had a tic
Because he was a real thick Mick

[klondike]

Ethel was desperate and gave Joe a wink
She was hoping that maybe he'd buy her a drink
But he thought she had a tic
Because he was a real thick Mick
Ethel sat by his side while he was trying to think

Are you my blind date she asked with a smile