Been standing an age in this check in queue
All those delays whatever can I do
The next lane is moving quicker
Shall I !! I did .. what a dick ..err !!
Excess luggage? I nearly turned the air blue

Now my passport's out of date

Now my passport's out of date
No surprise, time I've had to wait

Quote from: Alex on January 24, 2024, 11:13:18 PMNow my passport's out of date
No surprise, time I've had to wait
So I won't be jetting off to Spain

Now my passport is out of date
No surprise, time I've had to wait
So I won't be jetting off to Spain
A caravan in Morecambe, in the rain.

Fred was on a bus, going the wrong way

Fred was on a bus, going the wrong way
He thought it was heading to Morecambe Bay

Now my passport is out of date
No surprise, time I've had to wait
So I won't be jetting off to Spain
A caravan in Morecambe, in the rain.
Alas for me ~ such a fate!


Fred was on a bus, going the wrong way
He thought it was heading to Morecambe Bay
Imagine his concern

Fred was on a bus , going the wrong way
He thought it was heading to Morecambe Bay
Imagine his concern
When the driver took a wrong turn

Fred was on a bus , going the wrong way
He thought it was heading to Morecambe Bay
Imagine his concern
When the driver took a wrong turn
Through a toll and had to pay

Knotted hanky, rolled up trews

Knotted hanky , rolled up trews
Fred went on a river cruise

Knotted hanky , rolled up trews
Fred went on a river cruise
He thought it was going up the Rhine

Knotted hanky, rolled up trews
Fred went on a river cruise
He thought it was going up the Rhine
But it was off to Newcastle on the Tyne

Knotted hanky, rolled up trews
Fred went on a river cruise
He thought it was going up the Rhine
But it was off to Newcastle on the Tyne
No wonder Fred was singing the blues 🎼

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Eva hoped for a holiday romance

Eva hoped for a holiday romance
As she boarded the train bound for France

Eva hoped for a holiday romance
As she boarded the train bound for France
Romantic Frenchmen what could go wrong?

Eva hoped for a holiday romance
As she boarded the train bound for France
Romantic Frenchmen what could go wrong?
Garlic breath could cause a pong !