The snow was deep in London town
No trains or buses, just underground
Brian decided with his pension dough
Birmingham was the place to go
To listen to some people, and spread their words around.

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Len was a gambler, on the horses and the slots
 

Len was a gambler, on the horses and the slots
In his Brixton pub Len called the shots

Len was a gambler on the horses and the slots
In his Brixton pub Len called the shots
He would bet on the next customer being white

Len was a gambler on the horses and the slots
In his Brixton pub Len called the shots
He would bet on the next customer being white
50/1 in Brixton for getting that right

Len was a gambler on the horses and the slots
In his Brixton pub Len called the shots
He would bet on the next customer being white
50/1 in Brixton for getting that right
When he lost all his money they made him wash the pots.

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Bert and Lil joined a line dancing club

Bert and Lil joined a line dancing club
It met in the function room of the local pub

Quote from: klondike on January 21, 2024, 12:51:16 PMBert and Lil joined a line dancing club
It met in the function room of the local pub
A shame they shared four left feet

Bert and Lil joined a line dancing club
It met in the function room of the local pub
A shame they shared four left feet
That they kept on trying was rather sweet

Bert and Lil joined a line dancing club
It met in the function room of the local pub
A shame they shared four left feet
That they kept on trying was rather sweet
Truth be told they only went for the booze and grub

January 21, 2024, 04:19:47 PM
The village chippy has been taken over

The village chippy has been taken over
The new owner arrived on the beach at Dover

The village chippy has been taken over
The new owner arrived on the beach at Dover
Out at sea he'd caught many fish

The village chippy has been taken over
The new owner arrived on the beach at Dover
Out at sea he'd caught many fish
But he didn't know how to cook our national dish

The village chippy has been taken over
The new owner arrived on the beach at Dover
Out at sea he'd caught many fish
But he didn't know how to cook our national dish
So all his family came over help..including a dog called Rover

Freda slipped upon the ice, her legs high in the air
She was wearing bright red bloomers but didn't give a care

Freda slipped upon the ice, her legs high in the air
She was wearing bright red bloomers but didn't give a care
The neighbours were all having a laugh
As Freda skidded down the path

Freda slipped upon the ice, her legs high in the air
She was wearing bright red bloomers but didn't give a care
The neighbours were all having a laugh
As Freda skidded down the path
She ignored them all with her usual flair.

There was a young man from Port Talbot