A Ripping Yarn.

[dextrous63]

Do Sarf African dogs have a particular accent?  Or a particular bark?

Don't they say sisiges instead of sausages?

And do they add a g in the middle of "woof"?

[GrannyMac]

Yis. 😉

[Scrumpy]

I am so sorry but I will not be at the shooting...
Matron said I am not allowed out and must stop showing off..
She has taken away my dentures..

[Vlad]

I am so sorry but I will not be at the shooting...
Matron said I am not allowed out and must stop showing off..
She has taken away my dentures..

and so it bloody starts! Bloody prima donnas..
Anyway I have a stand in to replace you. So there! 

Oh btw I need an Australian..anyone got a spare Australian hanging about who needs some acting work?