A Ripping Yarn.

[dextrous63]

Indeed.  While we're on the subject of mis-first-impressions (if that's the correct way of putting it, I am I'll after all), I sometimes have the similar experience as my tutorials are often online and I only occasionally actually meet face to face on rare occasions.  Strange how one can paint a picture via a voice, only to notice the stark difference in reality.  No doubt they feel the same about me, I hasten to add.

PS - am sure Vlad won't mind the thread derailment.  I am supposed to have a short attention span after all.

[Alex]

Cross me off for the Wing Commander position, I don't fulfil the requirements apart from the limp, plus I don't like heights. 

The second barmaid I could do, I have ample assets

[Vlad]

Update....


1 A hero.... would suit a rugged handsome tallyho! type 
( moustache is not obligatory ) .......Position filled, because of the hair....Klondike

2. Air traffic controller. ... would suit someone with a short attention span...position filled..Dex

3. An engineer.. anyone who knows about spanners and has a cockney accent.... think Dick Van Dyke

4. A German Pilot ' boo hiss', would suit someone with a bad German accent, monocle and a scar.

5. A wing commander, ideally someone old with a limp,  a big moustache and a dog ....Position filled, coz she has a dog

6. A couple of Commonweath / Johnny Foreigners  pilots, for the drinking and crash and burn  scenes,

7. A few more bods for walk on parts and to fill in the crowd scenes in the pub  + a supporting casts of thousands and a few chariots drivers ....Granny Mac..chariot driver #1.....

8. A barmaid or two would suit a busty forum wench..one position filled Scrumpy...

9. A landlord ......position filled..... by Vlad highly qualified in the role, his half litre snatch is a joy to behold.


May 30, 2024, 10:53:23 AM

Cross me off for the Wing Commander position, I don't fulfil the requirements apart from the limp, plus I don't like heights. 

The second barmaid I could do, I have ample assets

Too late ..no heights involved...but you have a lot of lines..possible Oscar award nomination...Tge script is in the post.

May 30, 2024, 10:55:34 AM

Indeed.  While we're on the subject of mis-first-impressions (if that's the correct way of putting it, I am I'll after all), I sometimes have the similar experience as my tutorials are often online and I only occasionally actually meet face to face on rare occasions.  Strange how one can paint a picture via a voice, only to notice the stark difference in reality.  No doubt they feel the same about me, I hasten to add.

PS - am sure Vlad won't mind the thread derailment.  I am supposed to have a short attention span after all.

Not a problem cherub...
I will write the yarn using all your names, feel free to add to the tale, comment, or critique as we go along...ps I am not received any cheques from youse actors yet.

[Scrumpy]

We want to see how I perform before paying anything..
I might be crap at it..

[Vlad]

We want to see how I perform before paying anything..
I might be crap at it..

We can live with that..btw you might need to look at buying a new frock for the Awards Ceremony ok? 
Best Supporting Actor sound good?

[GrannyMac]

Diasi/Phil for engineer. Don't think he has a cockney accent, but he knows how to fix things and he likely has a toolbox full of spanners and wrenches and other tools. ⚒️ 

[Scrumpy]

4. German Pilot..  dudreckiges Schwein.. 

 I can stand in if nobody comes forward.. I have a scar on my belly.. I can't pilot a plane but I can use a fly mower.. I can put a patch over one lens of my glasses..
 Danke.

[Vlad]

Diasi/Phil for engineer. Don't think he has a cockney accent, but he knows how to fix things and he likely has a toolbox full of spanners and wrenches and other tools. ⚒️

His he up for it? I would hate T aff him to the ever having cast list unless he agrees

May 30, 2024, 02:43:10 PM

4. German Pilot..  dudreckiges Schwein..

 I can stand in if nobody comes forward.. I have a scar on my belly.. I can't pilot a plane but I can use a fly mower.. I can put a patch over one lens of my glasses..
 Danke.

Scrump! You have saved the day...we needed a Germ (boo..hiss!) pilot thank you


May 30, 2024, 02:47:09 PM
Update....


1 A hero.... would suit a rugged handsome tallyho! type 
( moustache is not obligatory ) .......Position filled, because of the hair....Klondike

2. Air traffic controller. ... would suit someone with a short attention span...position filled..Dex

3. An engineer.. anyone who knows about spanners and has a cockney accent.... think Dick Van Dyke......position filled if Phil agrees...he has a toolbox.

4. A German Pilot ' boo hiss', would suit someone with a bad German accent, monocle and a scar....position filled..from Bar Wench to Pilot...( promotion is fast in Vlad Entertainment)

5. A wing commander, ideally someone old with a limp,  a big moustache and a dog ....Position filled, coz she has a dog

6. A couple of Commonweath / Johnny Foreigners  pilots, for the drinking and crash and burn  scenes,

7. A few more bods for walk on parts and to fill in the crowd scenes in the pub  + a supporting casts of thousands and a few chariots drivers ....Granny Mac..chariot driver #1.....

8. A barmaid or two would suit a busty forum wench..

9. A landlord ......position filled..... by Vlad highly qualified in the role, his half litre snatch is a joy to behold.

[Alex]

5. A wing commander, ideally someone old with a limp,  a big moustache and a dog ....Position filled, coz she has a dog

I don't have a dog either..... I can feel a flounce coming on here.....c

[JBR]

5. A wing commander, ideally someone old with a limp,  a big moustache and a dog ....Position filled, coz she has a dog

I don't have a dog either..... I can feel a flounce coming on here.....c

OK, I volunteer to be the dog.

[Vlad]

OK, I volunteer to be the dog.

What's your Sarf African accent like? I have a position available , the perks and pay are pretty good? 

May 30, 2024, 09:39:28 PM
Update....


1 A hero.... would suit a rugged handsome tallyho! type  
( moustache is not obligatory ) .......Position filled, because of the hair....Klondike

2. Air traffic controller. ... would suit someone with a short attention span...position filled..Dex

3. An engineer.. anyone who knows about spanners and has a cockney accent.... think Dick Van Dyke......position filled if Phil agrees...he has a toolbox.

4. A German Pilot ' boo hiss', would suit someone with a bad German accent, monocle and a scar....position filled..from Bar Wench to Pilot...( promotion is fast in Vlad Entertainment)

5. A wing commander, ideally someone old with a limp,  a big moustache and a dog ....Position filled, coz she has a dog

6. A couple of Commonweath / Johnny Foreigners  pilots, for the drinking and crash and burn  scenes, ....position filled..South African pilot, a big mate of our Hero Klondike...JBR
in the role of JB Van Driver.

7. A few more bods for walk on parts and to fill in the crowd scenes in the pub  + a supporting casts of thousands and a few chariots drivers ....Granny Mac..chariot driver #1.....

8. A barmaid or two would suit a busty forum wench..

9. A landlord ......position filled..... by Vlad highly qualified in the role, his half litre snatch is a joy to behold.

[dextrous63]

Can I also be a busty barmaid?

[Vlad]

Good evening actors..
It would seem that all the major starring roles are now filled..thank you all for volunteering including those that were volunteered by others.
We here at Vlad Entertainment are pleased to announce that we are ready to rock and roll and commence filming very shortly
Your Producer/Director/Author and Landlord Vlad looks forward to accompanying you on this great adventure, but not looking forward to tge inevitable  tantrums, the script rewrites,  the complaints about who has the biggest trailer, who has the best makeup artist, hair dresser, personal chef, personal trainer or lifestyle coach ok? So let's do it!
Goodluck and break a leg.

May 30, 2024, 10:04:00 PM

Can I also be a busty barmaid?

No!

[dextrous63]

Echo Charley tango foxtrot niner sevener two-er,  imperative that to avoid imminent collision that you head on bearing, er, anyone fancy a KFC?

[JBR]

What's your Sarf African accent like? I have a position available , the perks and pay are pretty good?

Do Sarf African dogs have a particular accent?  Or a particular bark?

May 30, 2024, 10:17:13 PM

Good evening actors..
It would seem that all the major starring roles are now filled..thank you all for volunteering including those that were volunteered by others.
We here at Vlad Entertainment are pleased to announce that we are ready to rock and roll and commence filming very shortly

Perhaps I should mention, before filming begins, that I am not house-trained.