Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Geordie loved the annual coach trip to the sea
Especially the fish and chips for tea
The seagulls joined him in his meal

[Alex]

Geordie loved the annual coach trip to the sea
Especially the fish and chips for tea
The seagulls joined him in his meal
Grabbing anything they could steal

[Scrumpy]

Geordie loved the annual coach trip to the sea
Especially the fish and chips for tea
The seagulls joined him in his meal
Grabbing anything they could steal
Then home again... dying for a pee


The baby slipped from the vicar's hold

[Mups]

The baby slipped from the vicar's hold 
He needs to retire, he's getting too old

[Scrumpy]

The baby slipped from the vicar's hold
He needs to retire , he's getting too old
Last week he married the best man to the groom

[Alex]

The baby slipped from the vicar's hold
He needs to retire , he's getting too old
Last week he married the best man to the groom
The waiting bride was over the moon

[Alex]

The baby slipped from the vicar's hold
He needs to retire , he's getting too old
Last week he married the best man to the groom
The waiting bride was over the moon
She'd changed her mind if truth be told.

There was an old man from Capri
Who sold beach balls down on the quay

[Scrumpy]

There was an old man from Capri
Who sold beach balls down on the quay
There were many colours.. red, blue and green

[klondike]

There was an old man from Capri
Who sold beach balls down on the quay
There were many colours.. red, blue and green
Plus some others that rarely get seen

[Scrumpy]

There was an old man from Capri
Who sold beach balls down on the quay
There were many colours..red, blue and green
Plus some others that rarely get seen
With some balls you get a bat.. FREE

Gianni told Beryl he loved no other

[GrannyMac]

Gianni told Beryl he loved no other
Poor Gianni, Beryl fancied his brother

[Ruthio]

Gianni told Beryl he loved no other
Poor Gianni, Beryl fancied his brother
But his brother was strange

[klondike]

Gianni told Beryl he loved no other
Poor Gianni, Beryl fancied his brother
But his brother was strange
And unlikely to change

[Scrumpy]

Gianni told Beryl he loved no other
Poor Gianni, Beryl fancied his brother
But his brother was strange
And unlikely to change
And took a fancy to Beryl's mother

[Alex]

Gianni told Beryl he loved no other
Poor Gianni, Beryl fancied his brother
But his brother was strange
And unlikely to change
And took a fancy to Beryl's mother

Luigi told Beryl her mum was his desire