Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Bette worked as a cleaner for a wealthy man
How to get some of that would require a cunning plan
But Bette didn't know the wealthy man was mean
And he had it hidden away.She couldn't find a bean
Until she found keys to his safe behind the toilet pan.

[Scrumpy]

Bette worked as a cleaner for a wealthy man
How to get some of that required a cunning plan
But Bette didn't know the wealthy man was mean
And he had it hidden away. She couldn't find a bean
Until she found the keys to the safe behind the toilet pan
She needed the help of her lover .. Plumber Dan

Dan had the biggest spanner that Bette had ever seen

[klondike]

Dan had the biggest spanner that Bette had ever seen
He polished it daily to keep it clean

[Alex]

Dan had the biggest spanner that Bette had ever seen
He polished it daily to keep it clean
But it often got mucky and covered in oil

[klondike]

Dan had the biggest spanner that Bette had ever seen
He polished it daily to keep it clean
But it often got mucky and covered in oil
If used outside it might even be soil

[Alex]

Dan had the biggest spanner that Bette had ever seen
He polished it daily to keep it clean
But it often got mucky and covered in oil
If used outside it might even be soil
Clever Dan had a special way to make it gleam

Hyacinth had voted Tory all her life

[Scrumpy]

Hyacinth voted Tory all of her life
Them  next door were Labour. Him and his wife

[GrannyMac]

Hyacinth voted Tory all of her life
Them  next door were Labour. Him and his wife
They had 'Vote Labour' printed on a flag

[Scrumpy]

Hyacinth voted Tory all of her life
Them next door we're Labour. Him and his wife
They had 'Vote Labour' printed on a flag
They couldn't wait for July. They were so very glad

[GrannyMac]

Hyacinth voted Tory all of her life
Them next door we're Labour. Him and his wife
They had 'Vote Labour' printed on a flag
They couldn't wait for July. They were so very glad
That keircwould win, it caused much neighbourly strife.

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Hyacinth thought herself posh and the neighbours rough

[klondike]

Hyacinth thought herself posh and the neighbours rough
Especially Chantelle sunbathing in the buff

[GrannyMac]

Hyacinth thought herself posh and the neighbours rough
Especially Chantelle sunbathing in the buff
And Kevin liked to bare his chest

[klondike]

Hyacinth thought herself posh and the neighbours rough
Especially Chantelle sunbathing in the buff
And Kevin liked to bare his chest
Plus the six pack with which he was blessed

[GrannyMac]

Hyacinth thought herself posh and the neighbours rough
Especially Chantelle sunbathing in the buff
And Kevin liked to bare his chest
Plus the six pack with which he was blessed
When she saw them, she'd huff and puff.

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Geordie loved the annual coach trip to the sea

[klondike]

Geordie loved the annual coach trip to the sea
Especially the fish and chips for tea