Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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GrannyMac

The case was dismissed you'll be happy to hear
As the judge toddled off for his third pint of beer
A wardrobe mishap and with so little to see
No wonder he entered a "Not Guilty" plea
Then all of his friends then gave up a great cheer! 

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Jerry liked to have a flutter




Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

Jerry liked to have a flutter
He mostly wrote his bets as he had a stutter

Judd

Jerry liked to have a flutter
He mostly wrote his bets as he had a stutter 
But try as he might, he had no luck
A Noble Spirit Embiggens The Smallest Man

GrannyMac

Jerry liked to have a flutter
He mostly wrote his bets as he had a stutter
But try as he might, he had no luck
His bank account in the red was stuck


Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

Jerry liked to have a flutter
He mostly wrote his bets as he had a stutter
But try as he might, he had no luck
His bank account in the red was stuck
If he didn't watch out he'd end up in the gutter

Then in one race he had some luck

Scrumpy


Then in one race he had some luck
T'was on The National.. Ten thousand bucks
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

Then in one race he had some luck
T'was on The National.. Ten thousand bucks
So off to the casino while his luck was in

Scrumpy

Then in one race he had some luck
T'was on the National.. Ten thousand bucks
So off to the casino while his luck was in
But he blew it all on a floozy named Lyn
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike


Then in one race he had some luck
T'was on the National.. Ten thousand bucks
So off to the casino while his luck was in
But he blew it all on a floozy named Lyn 
Who was famed for her excellent Peking Duck

Jerry dozed after his excellent meal

Scrumpy

Jerry dozed off after his excellent meal
Lyn's fingers in his pockets he did not feel
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Ruthio

Jerry dozed off after his excellent meal
Lyn's fingers in his pockets he did not feel
He woke and ~ cash had gone!

Mups

Jerry dozed off after his excellent meal
Lyn's fingers in his pockets he did not feel
He woke and ~ cash had gone!
But it wasn't too  long

Scrumpy

Jerry dozed off after his excellent meal
Lyn's fingers in his pockets he did not feel
He woke and - cash had gone
But it wasn't too long
Before she was tasting a prison meal


James said 'I do' but he wasn't sure
You see, he fancied Molly who lived next door
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

James said 'I do' but he wasn't sure
You see, he fancied Molly who lived next door
But Molly was skint and Polly was flush

Scrumpy

James said 'I do' but he wasn't sure
You see, he fancied Molly who lived next door
But Molly was skint and Polly was flush
Then there was Sadie ,who was a bit of a lush
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..