Nelly's mince pies were always a hit
Last year one caught Bernie right on the lip

Nelly's mince pies were always a hit
Last year one caught Bernie right on the lip
They had so much brandy

Nelly's mince pies were always a hit
Last year one caught Bernie right on the lip
They had so much brandy
He felt that was dandy

Nelly's mince pies were always a hit
Last year one caught Bernie right on the lip
They had so much brandy
He felt that was dandy
Except for the lbs they put on his hips!

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The gifts are wrapped and under the tree



                

The gifts were wrapped and under the tree
The dog walked past and did a wee

The gifts were wrapped and under the tree
The dog walked past and did a wee
The cat was hiding on a branch up high

The gifts were wrapped and under the tree
The dog walked past and did a wee
The cat was hiding on a branch up high
Hoping to see Santa pass by

The gifts were wrapped and under the tree
The dog walked past and did a wee
The cat was hiding on a branch up high
Hoping to see Santa pass by
Uncle Fred was drunk, as was Nell. Mum was in the kitchen starting tea.

Quote from: Scrumpy on December 24, 2023, 12:39:06 PMThe gifts were wrapped and under the tree
The dog walked past and did a wee
The cat was hiding on a branch up high
Hoping to see Santa pass by
Uncle Fred was drunk, as was Nell. Mum was in the kitchen starting tea.

The office party got off with a bang

The office party got off with a bang
Chief culprits being the usual gang

The office party got off with a bang
Chief culprits being the usual gang
Mandy from HR downing the vodka

The office party got off with a bang
Chief culprits being the usual gang
Mandy from HR downing the brandy                    (if anybody can rhyme vodka please ignore this post)
Phil from IT as always getting too randy

The office party got off with a bang
Chief culprits being the usual gang
Mandy from HR downing the brandy                    (if anybody can rhyme vodka please ignore this
Phil from IT as always getting randy.                     todger ?    but brandy is better

The office party got off with a bang
Chief culprits being the usual gang
Mandy from HR downing the brandy                   
Phil from IT as always getting randy.
Til Sharon floored him with a bang.


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The hangovers kicked in, they paid the price
Of too much wine, beer and vodka on ice

The hangovers kicked in, they paid the price
Of too much wine, beer and vodka on ice
Alka Seltzer that's the thing