A man coming home one dark night
Heard some noises that gave him a fright

A man coming home one dark night
Heard some noises that gave him a fright
He called for his dog - named ranger

A man coming home one dark night
Heard some noises that gave him a fright
He called for his dog - named ranger
Fearing some terrible danger

A man coming home one dark night
Heard some noises that gave him a fright
He called for his dog- named ranger
Fearing some terrible danger
But it was our Betty ..as high as a kite

You need to add a starter line Scrumpy. 

The search went up for Betty's teeth

The search went up for Betty's teeth
On top of the dresser and beneath

The search went up for Betty's teeth
On top of the dresser and beneath
She sat on a chair,

The search went up for Betty's teeth
On top of the dresser and beneath
She sat on a chair
and something did bite her there

Quote from: Scrumpy on April 20, 2023, 11:23:18 AMThe search went up for Betty's teeth
On top of the dresser and beneath
She sat on a chair
and something did bite her there
SO she she took the bus to Leith



No-one could find where Freddie hid them

No-one could find where Freddie hid them
Were they in a pocket, or tucked into a hem

No-one could find where Freddie hid them
Were they in a pocket, or tucked into a hem
I checked his turn ups and his socks

No-one could find where Freddie hid them
Were they in a pocket, or tucked into a hem
I checked his turn ups and his socks
Even threatened to cut his locks

No-one could find where Freddie hid them
Were they in a pocket, or tucked into a hem
I checked his turn ups and his socks
Even threatened to cut his locks
Under the mat was where he slid them!

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A young politician named Nic

A young politician named Nic
was known for a scurrilous trick