A studious cleric from Rome
Had a face like a gnarly old gnome
But his soul was so pure
Any sadness he would endure 

A studious cleric from Rome
Had a face like a gnarly old gnome
But his soul was so pure
Any sadness he would endure
And then he'd pack up and go home.

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A youngish train spotter called Bill

A youngish train spotter called Bill
Had a pretty young girlfriend called Jill 

A studious cleric from Rome
Had a face like a gnarly old gnome
But his soul was so pure
And his faith was so sure

Quote from: klondike on August 05, 2023, 08:02:47 PMA studious cleric from Rome
Had a face like a gnarly old gnome
But his soul was so pure
And his faith was so sure

You've been napping...

August 05, 2023, 09:17:49 PM

A youngish train spotter called Bill
Had a pretty young girlfriend called Jill
On platforms they stood

A youngish train spotter called Bill
Had a pretty young girlfriend called Jill
On platforms they stood
Whenever they could

Quote from: GrannyMac on August 05, 2023, 09:15:09 PMYou've been napping...

Guilty as charged

A youngish train spotter called Bill
Had a pretty young girlfriend called Jill
On platforms they stood
Whenever they could
When a stem train came past - what a thrill!


A foolish old man from Darjeeling

A foolish old man from Darjeeling
Was keen to express all his feelings

A foolish old man from Darjeeling
Was keen to express all his feelings
So he wrote them all down

A foolish old man from Darjeeling
Was keen to express all his feelings
So he wrote them all down
As he drove through the town

A foolish old man from Darjeeling
Was keen to express all his feelings
So he wrote them all down
As he drove through the town
And wrote them again on his ceiling


A well-meaning schoolboy from Preston

A well-meaning schoolboy from Preston
Made sure he always had a clean vest on

A well-meaning schoolboy from Preston
Made sure he always had a clean vest on
Which his mum washed and dried

A well- meaning schoolboy from Preston
Made sure he always had a clean vest on
Which his mum washed and dried
Using Persil... with pride

A well- meaning schoolboy from Preston
Made sure he always had a clean vest on
Which his mum washed and dried
Using Persil... with pride
As she did with the clothes he had the rest on


Then once was a dwarf from a forest