once upon a different time

Started by crabbyob, February 12, 2022, 02:06:14 PM

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crabbyob


Once upon a time, in leap year, a woman asked a man to marry her. He said "No!"
She lived happily ever after. She didn't have to pick up his discarded underwear off the bedroom floor, suffer his farts in bed, think of what to cook for him every night, clean up after him in general, and find his lost keys. She went out with her friends, shopping trips, spa dates, clubbing, theatre, fishing, shooting and camping. Drank copious amounts of champagne and ate chocolates. She even left the seat down.

Michael Rolls

but did she ever know what she may have missed?
MIke
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Alex


klondike

Quote from: Michael Rolls on February 12, 2022, 03:18:15 PM
but did she ever know what she may have missed?
Most blokes will notice IF they've missed. So long as sober of course.

Something for voters to ponder. ..
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

1955vintage

The problem with being retired is that you never get a day off

klondike


Something for voters to ponder. ..
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

crabbyob

thats what the emojis are for.... defining.... can we have one laughing...pretty please

klondike

I think they are reserved for the jokes section crabbyob. You put this in chat...  :grin:

Something for voters to ponder. ..
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

crabbyob


klondike

Something you find funny even when sober and able to avoid missing.

Something for voters to ponder. ..
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

crabbyob

but i dont do that kind of posts... :rolleyes: