once upon a different time

[crabbyob]

Once upon a time, in leap year, a woman asked a man to marry her. He said "No!"
She lived happily ever after. She didn't have to pick up his discarded underwear off the bedroom floor, suffer his farts in bed, think of what to cook for him every night, clean up after him in general, and find his lost keys. She went out with her friends, shopping trips, spa dates, clubbing, theatre, fishing, shooting and camping. Drank copious amounts of champagne and ate chocolates. She even left the seat down.

[Michael Rolls]

but did she ever know what she may have missed?
MIke

[Alex]

A lucky escape perhaps ?

[klondike]

but did she ever know what she may have missed?

Most blokes will notice IF they've missed. So long as sober of course.

[1955vintage]

Define missed.

[klondike]

Really? 

[crabbyob]

thats what the emojis are for.... defining.... can we have one laughing...pretty please

[klondike]

I think they are reserved for the jokes section crabbyob. You put this in chat... 

[crabbyob]

define joke....

[klondike]

Something you find funny even when sober and able to avoid missing.

[crabbyob]

but i dont do that kind of posts...