Not Allowed..

[Scrumpy]

Conkers..  might have someone's eye out
Woolf whistles.. Offensive to women

[Mups]

Isn't it this weekend that the Conker championships are being held at Northampton somewhere?

I collect a few every year,  always have done.
I put them along my window sills because I read once they can deter spiders coming in.
Have to be ultra careful with my little professional thief  (Gertie),  as they are poisonous if eaten.

[muddy]

I put them in the wardrobe they are suposed to deter moths.

[Scrumpy]

Conkers great game at school.. The boys were killers..

No leaves allowed in the playground.. A child might slip.
No snow allowed in the playground.. a child might slip

[Dextrous63]

Children.  Highly irritating, expensive, keep on doing stupid things which, loud....