I'm a fan already!!

[Scrumpy]

There is this political party talking about what they are going to do if they get voted in at the next election..

I goes something like.. Lower taxes.. Scrap inheritance tax.. stop the (visitors)..
Help our young get jobs (hooray)!!
I am sure there are many.. many more promises.. But alas I dozed off..

They called themselves The Conservative Party..
  I knew someone would rescue us... and make Britain great again..

[klondike]

Yeeees. I saw that too. I suppose the obvious question is why didn't you do all that good stuff during the decade plus you were in power until you were slung out on your arses for being useless.

They'll never get another vote from me unless it's one deciding which lot will be first against the wall and then they'd likely come second.

[Mups]

Yeeees. I saw that too. I suppose the obvious question is why didn't you do all that good stuff during the decade plus you were in power until you were slung out on your arses for being useless.

They'll never get another vote from me unless it's one deciding which lot will be first against the wall and then they'd likely come second.

True.  

[Alex]

On the radio they're saying it was a good speech.  It probably was as she was surrounded by Tories, but she had a go at Reform, big mistake.  If you're trying to win back defectors you don't hit out at the party they defected to.

[Dextrous63]

Are they going to take out a whopping great biggly utterly ginormous hugest and bestest like no one in the world has ever seen .. consolidation loan to pay for all this, buying a mercenary (and vicious) army to protect our borders, create a new industry of human-throwing trebuchets to rid of illegal and criminal immigrants etc etc etc?

If so, then they can count on my vote...

[Scrumpy]

That's TWO votes already...
At this rate they will romp it.. 
I am so happy...
It has been all doom and gloom for so long..

[Dextrous63]

[Vlad]

When enough people make false promises, words stop meaning anything, there are no more answers, only better and better lies, and only lies won't help us.
It's Baldrickian in its depth of cunning.

[Dextrous63]

When enough people make false promises, words stop meaning anything, there are no more answers, only better and better lies, and only lies won't help us.
It's Baldrickian in its depth of cunning.

The standard answer during the ceremony is actually "I do".  😬😬😬