Crusties being mobilised.

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[color=var(--color-sem-text-neutral-default)]UK to call up 95,000 veterans in drill to prepare for war as part of 'strategic reserve'[/color]
[color=var(--color-sem-text-neutral-default)]The UK will call on 95,000 retirees in a drill to help prepare for war next year as the army has fallen to its smallest size in over 200 years [/color]

[color=var(--color-sem-text-neutral-default)]I have a note from my GP that I am excused from wars, danger oof any sort and being out in the rain.[/color]