Covid is to blame..

[Scrumpy]

For..
Our foul language..   Drinking to much... Demonstrations...
Poor teeth... Petrol queues.. Bulk buying.. and going on dates with people who have only half a face showing ..

[Michael Rolls]

and not regaining the Ashes - now that's really serious
Mike

[Scrumpy]

....and my paper wasn't delivered for two days..!!