pump misfunction

[crabbyob]

Anybody needing Petrol/Diesel - You better get here quick before they realise that the pump is not working properly. It's only 37p a litre!!!
I just filled my car up for £12 and got away with it.. It's pump number 2 at the shell petrol station on the road by the

[zoony]

Not much use to us mate but you fill yer boots! I once found a payphone that was out of order but charged no money.. Many years ago now but it allowed me to call long-distance for ages..

[klondike]

I though this was going to be about a visit to the doctors. 

[crabbyob]

no mate you are noted for the ability of yer pump...

[klondike]

Possibly. Save 'em, compress 'em and store 'em from everybody and we wouldn't be needing fracking.