Save the Aardvark

[Vlad]

Ours don't. 
- No fur anywhere (unless they have had a little fight).
- Never shredded our curtains (curtains don't seem of any interest to them).
- Only once have I seen a mouse which one of them had brought in, but it disappeared somewhere and I haven't been able to locate it since (and it's probably dead by now, but no noticeable smells).
- They don't poo in Marge's flower beds, but prefer a patch of bare earth and always cover up their poo in the traditional manner.
- They don't scratch our leather sofa, probably because we don't possess a leather sofa.
- They do eat smelly food, but it has quickly gone long before it becomes smelly.
- They are not aloof, but like to come and sit with us for a stroke, if they're bored.
- They are not snotty... well, perhaps a bit, if they come and kiss us.
- I have never had an aardvark, so I don't know.

Well there you go...you have never had an ardvaark. 

[klondike]

As I said earlier there's none in Lidl and I did check Tesco with no luck. The local ASDA is too small but Morrisons may have some. Will check next time I'm near.