Andrew

[Scrumpy]

You wouldn't recognise him as the 'Hero' who came back home from the Falklands..

He has a slimy look about him.. His eyes (stare) show little emotion..
I know we all age .. but... most have lines that show laughter..

[muddy]

He actually looks like a throw back to those German princes , George 111 's sons who were all unpleasant pieces of work.

[klondike]

I never fancied him anyway 

[muddy]

Just as well 😀

But seriously why doesn't he do the decent thing and take himself off .
Preferably where we never see or hear of him again.
He just better hope King Charles doesn't die anytime soon because William will have him on the next plane out of here tout suite .

[Dextrous63]

Just as well 😀

But seriously why doesn't he do the decent thing and take himself off .
Preferably where we never see or hear of him again.
He just better hope King Charles doesn't die anytime soon because William will have him on the next plane out of here tout suite .

Gone are the days when a note, a glass of whisky and a gun with a single bullet were the honorable way out.  Shame really.

[klondike]

He agreed to that interview because he was convinced that he'd done no wrong. After all he was an HRH and was following the tradition of many HRH males (not to mention females) before him. Porking the populace has long been a royal hobby.

[Dextrous63]

He agreed to that interview because he was convinced that he'd done no wrong. After all he was an HRH and was following the tradition of many HRH males (not to mention females) before him. Porking the populace has long been a royal hobby.

I recall a program about Edward VII having some sort of contraption built (and it was a fine piece of unholstered carpentry) to enable certain, er, sexual
positions to take place.

Anyway, if Andy pandy had just come clean (not an euphemism) about shagging a 17 year old in the UK, then he'd have saved a bleeding fortune and we'd have got over it, and the end result in terms of his being able to carry out Royal duties would have been the same.  It's the potential lying and bullshit wot's done for him.

[klondike]

It's a good job Phil only looks in occasionally these days or he'd be enquiring about the ins and outs of that contraption. 

[muddy]

He may well bring the downfall of the royals .
Corruption entitlement and concealment at all levels.

?

[Scrumpy]

It's a good job Phil only looks in occasionally these days or he'd be enquiring about the ins and outs of that contraption.

   
He would be in his shed sawing away.. 

[Dextrous63]

 
He would be in his shed sawing away..

I might create one of those series of magazines in which a new piece of the model is provided every issue and by the time you've bought the whole lot of them, you'll have created the whole thing.

[JBR]

I might create one of those series of magazines in which a new piece of the model is provided every issue and by the time you've bought the whole lot of them, you'll have created the whole thing.

I'm just trying to work out what goes where.

[Dextrous63]

I'm just trying to work out what goes where.

There's an obvious retort, which I shall refrain from saying. 😬

There are some sketches using stick-people (like you'd draw when playing hangman), which indicates that one lady lies on the lower tier and one on the upper, so the gentleman may have access to both, er, "offerings"

[klondike]

Bet Bertie was happy - just like the proverbial dog...



Yesterday at 10:46:57 AM

I'm just trying to work out what goes where.

Whatever you do don't google that. You might find the answer. 

[JBR]

There's an obvious retort, which I shall refrain from saying. 😬

There are some sketches using stick-people (like you'd draw when playing hangman), which indicates that one lady lies on the lower tier and one on the upper, so the gentleman may have access to both, er, "offerings"

That's just greedy.  Then, perhaps, the two ladies exchanged places?
Er... perhaps not...