Spot the Difference.

[Dextrous63]

I don't agree with smartphones having all these apps they're not needed on a phone, tablet at home fine, but a phone should only be a phone. 
OK rant over. 

Unless one is using it to post on here, or checking one's emails, or trying to locate where other family members are, or check the news, or.....😉

[klondike]

My only problem with smartphone is my sausage fingers. The main social problem seems to me to be social media which is addictive for some and in their cases phones will certainly make that more of a problem.

I sometimes wonder if some of those with phones against their face really are talking to somebody or are using it as some sort of psychological defence. Others using bluetooth devices are all too obviously talking to somebody. Many could probably achieve that without a phone at all judging by the volume. All entirely private of course as it's rarely English being spoken.

[Mups]

My only problem with smartphone is my sausage fingers. The main social problem seems to me to be social media which is addictive for some and in their cases phones will certainly make that more of a problem.

I sometimes wonder if some of those with phones against their face really are talking to somebody or are using it as some sort of psychological defence. Others using bluetooth devices are all too obviously talking to somebody. Many could probably achieve that without a phone at all judging by the volume. All entirely private of course as it's rarely English being spoken.

Chipolata,  Cocktail,  or the big fat ones?   

[Dextrous63]

More like hoofs, or is it hooves?  But you get the idea😉😬

[Dextrous63]

Which reminds me of a joke about a bloke with a stutter who goes into a bar, and the barman keeps calling him "donkey".

A bystander asked him why the barman calls him "donkey", and gets the reply...

I don't know.  Eeyore, eeyore, e always calls me that.