Earth Quakes in the UK

[Vlad]

You'll have a long wait then.

You leave me no option Standby for a very stern letter from our solicitor 

[Mups]

My first encounter with the opposite sex was walking home with a boy across the common.. We had been to our local fair.. We didn't hold hands , far too daring... We got to my front gate and he moved in for the kiss...  He had his mouth open !!!!!... and his lips were wet !!!!.. Mine were tightly closed... I hated it..
He made my lips wet.. yuk !!! 
  My innocent days of kiss chase in the street were well and truly over..

Scrumps,   you have given me an idea.
I am going to start a new thread. 

[klondike]

Oh dear.
Oh deary dear.
Oh deary deary deary dear.