Earth Quakes in the UK

[dextrous63]

Well, as Columbo would say....just one more thing.

Mups started an entirely sensible thread (for a rare change 😬) and you lot have ruined it through your, well, not to beat around the bush, quite frankly lude and rude implications of hanky panky.

If Mary Whitehouse were still alive, I'd get her onto the case.

You are all just filthy, depraved and potty-mouthed hooligans.

[klondike]

Indeed so
Heads should be hung in shame
How's it hanging Dex old boy?
Have you tried the meds?

[dextrous63]

I take my daily ones...

[klondike]

I have to take some little blue ones but they aren't what most would think little blue ones are.

[Vlad]

I don't need any of that stuff, but I am advised by my GP to advise my sexual partners not to stare at my humungous love muscle.
It sense fear ....

[muddy]

I take my daily ones...

What I want to know is will they work on my sunflowers who are looking a bit floppy ? 

[klondike]

I reckon bamboo canes for those. Possibly all that would work for some on the other little problem too.

[Diasi]

I've had a little tremor here and there..

It could have been worse if you'd said you had a little tremor down South.

[Ruthio]

Apparently we have had more than 70 quakes in the UK so far this year!  Scary stuff, ey. 
I  wonder what causes them all?  I never dreamed we had so many,  did you?

The most recent one was in Mallaid, Scotland at 8.25 on Tuesday last.
It was 7 km down, and measured 1.2 on the Richter Scale.  The epicentre was on the main A830.

It lists the ones we've had here.  Most seem in Scotland.


https://earthquakes.bgs.ac.uk/earthquakes/recent_uk_events.html

See Mups what were up against here.
You say something interesting and it immediately descends into filth and chaos.
Bit like walking into the Jockey's Nostril I suppose...

[Raven]

Place I avoided at all costs. 

[Vlad]

Place I avoided at all costs. 

It has been noted, we are still awaiting your funds to cover your bill.

[Mups]

I give up! 


When I was an innocent young girl, and every day my world seemed exciting,  I had my first with encounter with the opposite sex.    Strange things aren't they -  however,  I digress.

Not long after this,  I met another,  who seemed to have much the same habits as the previous one.

After repeat episodes like this,  I soon began to suspect that the male of the species had their minds situated in a different area of the body  to  girls minds,  perhaps mostly below their waistlines?
This could explain a lot, I thought.   It turned out I was right.

To this very day,  I am still being proven right,  but these days it doesn't alarm me as it did when I was young and innocent,  in fact, at times it can be quite amusing,  because I learned long ago, that they can't help it. 

It sometimes reminds me  of how one bird finds food in a newly filled garden feeder, and then out of nowhere  many others  have joined in.

The good news is . . . .  I have devised the perfect solution for the poor dears.

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[dextrous63]

"Innocent young girl"

[Raven]

It has been noted, we are still awaiting your funds to cover your bill.

You'll have a long wait then.

[Scrumpy]

I give up! 


When I was an innocent young girl, and every day my world seemed exciting,  I had my first with encounter with the opposite sex.    Strange things aren't they -  

My first encounter with the opposite sex was walking home with a boy across the common.. We had been to our local fair.. We didn't hold hands , far too daring... We got to my front gate and he moved in for the kiss...   He had his mouth open !!!!!... and his lips were wet !!!!.. Mine were tightly closed... I hated it.. 
He made my lips wet.. yuk !!!   
  My innocent days of kiss chase in the street were well and truly over..