The difference if you marry a Yorkshire lass

[JBR]

THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A YORKSHIRE LASS


The first man married a woman from Essex. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.


The second man married a woman from Sussex. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.


The third man married a lass from Yorkshire. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said that the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and that his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

[Mups]

I remember seeing that one a long time ago somewhere,  it's still funny though.   

[dextrous63]

😬😬😬 

[GrannyMac]

I've seen that too, but it still makes me laugh! 😆

Don't they say 'the old ones are the best!'

[klondike]

 I hadn't 

[Scrumpy]

Nor I.. 

February 24, 2025, 09:59:19 AM

Don't they say 'the old ones are the best!'

Only when talking about women...

[JBR]

Don't they say 'the old ones are the best!'

Only when talking about women...

You women are biased!

[dextrous63]

Nor I.. 

February 24, 2025, 09:59:19 AMOnly when talking about women...

In which case, some of the common on here are better than most😬😬

[GrannyMac]

Who are you calling common? 😲

[Judd]

You women are biased!

Aye, buy us this, buy us that.

[klondike]

  that's a Sir Humphrey courageous....