Pearls of Wisdom

[Ashy]

They buried John Prescott yesterday. 
And now cricket. The West Indies were all out for 197 in the first innings

[Ashy]

Everything woke turns to shit - Donald J. Trump

[JBR]

Just remember whose funeral will be the last you attend.

Very good point.  When that happens, I firmly promise to behave myself impeccably!

[Mups]

Every time history repeats itself the price goes up. 

[klondike]

I firmly promise to behave myself impeccably!

Unlike that bloke who composed the Hokey Cokey who somebody posted about recently 

[Ashy]

Some people make their own bad luck.

[klondike]

The current government certainly seem to be going exactly that.

[dextrous63]

The current government certainly seem to be going exactly that.

I just wish they'd keep the rest of us out of their self destructive decisions.

[Cassandra]

As Woody Allen said;

   "It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."

[Ashy]

This pearl of wisdom is often quoted incomplete, but here is the full version:-

A watched pot never boils DRY.

[Alex]

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then neither does milk 

[Ashy]

He who spares the wolf sacrifices the sheep.

[GrannyMac]

From a Working Men's club dressing room:

'No turn left unstoned'

[Mups]

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.


(Oprah Winfrey)

[Scrumpy]

Never trust a man with a tape measure.. They don't know how to read them.