Pearls of Wisdom

[GrannyMac]

When you think 'there is light at the end of the tunnel', it'll probably be some bugger with a torch bringing you even more work.

[Ashy]

Middle age is when the broad mind and the narrow waist change places.

[Scrumpy]

Always have a friend that is fatter than you..

[dextrous63]

Always have a friend that is fatter than you..

That makes me everyone's friend 🤭🥹😬😬

[klondike]

The way to married bliss is knowing how to answer "Does my bum look big in this?"

[Ashy]

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are built upside down.

[Michael Rolls]

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are built upside down.

   

[dextrous63]

😬😬😬

[Ashy]

A bird in the hand is a messy sleeve.

[Ashy]

A nod is as good as a wink unless you have a whiplash injury.

[dextrous63]

If you want a sea shell, then go to a sea shore and you'll find a woman selling them.

[Vlad]

'Don't think of it as dying,' said Death. 'Just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush.'

Terry Pratchett.

[Scrumpy]

... and make sure you ride to the cemetery in the right car.

[klondike]

Just remember whose funeral will be the last you attend.

[Scrumpy]

I won't be going to mine.. I didn't like her much..