Keep your Pineapple the right way up!

[Mups]

I just heard the weirdest thing on GoggleBox.   

Have you  heard the old-ish tale about 'Ladies of the night'  having Pampas Grass in their front gardens to advertise their 'trade?

Well this one beats that.

They were talking about these  'Swingers' on telly just now,  and a swinger  bloke said:

"Its easy to tell a swinger,  just look in people's shopping trolleys to see if they have bought a Pineapple.
If the Pineapple is carried upside down in their trolley,  they are a swinger!"

So ladies (and gentlemen),  next time you are in Tesco's,  be very, very careful how you put your Pineapple in the trolley.   And if you do get some weirdo following you, slap him with a wet Cod fillet. 

[dextrous63]

😳😳😳 How odd!!

What does it mean if you've bought a tin of pineapple rings?

[Scrumpy]

Love the title... So funny.. Fortunately I do not eat pineapple..
 But I shall keep my eyes peeled.. just for the fun of it..

😳😳😳 How odd!!

What does it mean if you've bought a tin of pineapple rings?

What about chunks..!!!  What way up should they be.. ?

[Ashy]

If you can pick up a pineapple upside down then you have big hands.

[Mups]

If you can pick up a pineapple upside down then you have big hands.

Nothing to do with picking it up, Ashy,   the chap was talking about how you carry it in your shopping trolley.
The twit seemed quite serious too.   It sounded like it must be some sort of 'code'  among Swingers.

I had never heard about the Pampas grass either, not until about a year ago.

[klondike]

I hadn't heard about either till yesterday. I fear you may be corrupting me. 

[Mups]

I hadn't heard about either till yesterday. I fear you may be corrupting me. 

How very dare you, Sir!   I'll have you know I'm a good girl.   

[dextrous63]

Can I use different bromeliads to try and attract a different kind of sexual partner?

[Mups]

Can I use different bromeliads to try and attract a different kind of sexual partner?

I'm not telling you.   You'll only get over-excited.  

[klondike]

Can I use different bromeliads to try and attract a different kind of sexual partner?

Oi! No need for that sort of talk here 

[JBR]

How very dare you, Sir!  I'll have you know I'm a good girl.   

But how do you carry your pineapples?  For all I know, you could be a bloke!

[Mups]

But how do you carry your pineapples?  For all I know, you could be a bloke!

I might just experiment in Asda next week,  and put my pineapple upside down in the trolley as I wander round,  and see what happens.  

As for being a bloke -  I don't think I have the necessary equipment, thank you. 

[JBR]

I might just experiment in Asda next week,  and put my pineapple upside down in the trolley as I wander round,  and see what happens. 

As for being a bloke -  I don't think I have the necessary equipment, thank you. 

Good news!  Such things can be changed these days!

[Mups]

Good news!  Such things can be changed these days!

True -  but  no thankyou. 

[dextrous63]

True -  but  no thankyou. 

It's only a minor procedure, moving your big toe from one end of your leg to the other.