I'm in there..

Started by Scrumpy, November 11, 2024, 01:01:12 PM

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Scrumpy


Rang the doctors surgery this morning at 10 am.. 
I was number 8 in the queue.. 15 mins later they answered.. 
Took all my details and said they would consult doctor and give me a call later.. 
Thirty mins later they phoned me.. 
'The doctor will see you this afternoon'..
I explained that I was unable to be there this afternoon..
' Can you do tomorrow at 10:45'?
What a result..
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

Get yourself a T shirt printed. Something like

I SAW A REAL LIVE GP
FACE TO FACE
THIS YEAR!!!

A bonus prize if you can spell their name.

dextrous63

Quote from: klondike on November 11, 2024, 01:46:08 PMGet yourself a T shirt printed. Something like

I SAW A REAL LIVE GP
FACE TO FACE
THIS YEAR!!!

A bonus prize if you can spell their name.
Mr Sowerberry? 😬

klondike

I don't believe that's a real doctors name. Needs a few Zs Ws and Ks in it to be real.

dextrous63

He is the undertaker in Oliver Twist.😉

klondike

I didn't even know there was an undertaker in Oliver Twist.

Ashy

#6
Oh come now, it's the oldest profession bar one.

November 11, 2024, 03:12:49 PM
Quote from: Scrumpy on November 11, 2024, 01:01:12 PM' Can you do tomorrow at 10:45'?
What a result..
Congratulations on your appointment Scrumpy. Hoping it's nothing serious x x 

JBR

Quote from: Scrumpy on November 11, 2024, 01:01:12 PMRang the doctors surgery this morning at 10 am..
I was number 8 in the queue.. 15 mins later they answered..
Took all my details and said they would consult doctor and give me a call later..
Thirty mins later they phoned me..
'The doctor will see you this afternoon'..
I explained that I was unable to be there this afternoon..
' Can you do tomorrow at 10:45'?
What a result..
Excellent.
Not to be outdone, I saw a real live doctor on 21 June this year.  He was at the Manchester Royal Eye Hospital.  As far as I know, he wasn't actually a consultant, but he was very good.
Numquam credere Gallicum

GrannyMac

I saw a GP two weeks ago, and the practice nurse twice last week.  Getting my money's worth! 😊

Wasn't Oliver apprenticed to Sowerberry?
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy


Quote from: Ashy on November 11, 2024, 03:06:42 PMOh come now, it's the oldest profession bar one.

November 11, 2024, 03:12:49 PMCongratulations on your appointment Scrumpy. Hoping it's nothing serious x x
Thank you Ashy..
I don't think it is anything serious.. 
I have had knee pain for a few weeks now.. sore to touch.. 
I am not one for rushing to the doctors..
I have been lucky that I am reasonably fit.. Didn't even know my doctors name.. Discovered it was Sarah..

Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Diasi

The husband of one of our other Directors had a face-to-face with a GP at his surgery recently.

He'd never seen her before & her surname is Sultana so I asked him if she was now his currant GP.
Make every day count, each day is precious.
"Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal".  (Cassandra)
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dextrous63

Quote from: GrannyMac on November 11, 2024, 05:14:03 PMWasn't Oliver apprenticed to Sowerberry?
Indeed he was.  When I was a young teacher, I played the part in the school's production of Oliver.  I decided to play him as a very camp fella, based on the opening line "Well, as a matter of fact I was looking for a boy" 😬😉

klondike

That would go down well these days. Maybe.  :grin: