Dear Mister Prime Minister

Scrumpy · September 29, 2024, 09:26:33 AM

Please excuse any spelling mistakes in this letter.. Wearing gloves as I write can cause terrors in my words..
I haven't put my heating on yet.. I dare not.. Far too early.. The switch will be pulled, no pulling Christmas Crackers, on Christmas Day.. in the afternoon..
Roasting the small chicken will warm my kitchen.. No-one will get stuffing here..
No trifle and cream.. just readymade custard and a peach slice.. Albert will be happy.. He had his dentures stolen at the community centre ,when he dozed off, and can not afford to replace them.. So he will be happy to suck on a peach..
We will cheer ourselves up with a game of I spy.. I am the favourite to win as the others have cataracts that are ripe.. We will play kiss chase without the running.. this allows the dodgy leggers to be in with a chance..
We will have an nap after our lunch.. We all snuggle up together on the sofa.. under a blanket.. Please, please let me be snuggling next to Harry.. Oh dear!! I have come over all hot...
At last.. I am warm..!!!!

We all hope you have a wonderful Christmas in the house of your choice.. With loads and loads of gifts from your many friends..

klondike · September 29, 2024, 09:38:51 AM

Send it...

https://contact.no10.gov.uk/

dextrous63 · September 29, 2024, 09:44:29 AM

Perhaps you could add a suggestion that he replaces the King and does the 3pm address on Xmas day.

klondike · September 29, 2024, 09:47:34 AM

Perhaps he could borrow Balmoral or Windsor for that.

dextrous63 · September 29, 2024, 09:59:27 AM

Yep. His son might have some unit tests coming up for his A levels. Needs the space.

JBR · September 29, 2024, 11:47:24 AM

Quote from: klondike on September 29, 2024, 09:38:51 AMSend it...

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Yes, I certainly would. I'd also copy it to GB News. I'd love to see that read out in one of their programmes.

Alex · September 29, 2024, 01:09:09 PM

GrannyMac · September 29, 2024, 01:16:45 PM

Love it Scrumpy!

Scrumpy · September 29, 2024, 02:27:40 PM

Quote from: JBR on September 29, 2024, 11:47:24 AMYes, I certainly would. I'd also copy it to GB News. I'd love to see that read out in one of their programmes.

Thank you.. Alas, I have no idea how to do things like that.. I am pleased that you enjoyed it..

klondike · September 29, 2024, 03:13:59 PM

Quote from: Scrumpy on September 29, 2024, 02:27:40 PMThank you.. Alas, I have no idea how to do things like that.. I am pleased that you enjoyed it..

Quote from: klondike on September 29, 2024, 09:38:51 AMSend it...

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Diasi · September 29, 2024, 05:44:14 PM

I'm saving my letter until after the budget.

klondike · September 29, 2024, 08:13:32 PM

I'm not sure I'll be able to afford a stamp.

dextrous63 · September 30, 2024, 03:53:49 AM

Quote from: klondike on September 29, 2024, 08:13:32 PMI'm not sure I'll be able to afford a stamp.

Perhaps Santa will bring you one as your main prezzie?

klondike · September 30, 2024, 08:50:02 AM

I don't have rich relatives...

JBR · September 30, 2024, 06:13:28 PM

Just a passing comment about our 'glorious leader':

Not only known by many as 'Two-tier Kier',
but also it appears now as 'Free-gear Kier'.