Why are women..

Started by Scrumpy, March 16, 2024, 08:51:40 AM

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GrannyMac

#30
March 20, 2024, 10:44:23 PM
Its actually Octordle.  Sorry to disappoint.  :grin:
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klondike

#31
March 20, 2024, 11:43:31 PM
See. I can't even spell it.  :sad:

Scrumpy

#32
March 22, 2024, 05:24:23 PM
Why are women better at wrapping presents ?
A bit of string and brown paper looks like a gift from Liberty when a woman has finished with it..
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

#33
March 22, 2024, 05:30:20 PM
Why are women always able to find something they've had for years in the back of their wardrobes that looks brand new.

Scrumpy

#34
March 22, 2024, 06:26:38 PM
:grin: :grin: :grin:
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JBR

#35
March 22, 2024, 06:28:09 PM
Quote from: klondike on March 22, 2024, 05:30:20 PMWhy are women always able to find something they've had for years in the back of their wardrobes that looks brand new.
Because whenever they buy something new they only wear it once.  Thereafter it is out of fashion and they feel the need to buy something new, or newer.

Then they find the first cast-off and consider that it is now fashionable again.

You see.  I really do understand women after all.
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dextrous63

#36
March 22, 2024, 06:49:35 PM
More like it is brand new and they've put it in the back of a wardrobe to hide the fact that they've spent money unnecessarily (yet again!!!) so when they take it out it looks like they've had it for ages.

Scrumpy

#37
March 22, 2024, 06:56:05 PM
Why do men think that the suit they were married in 30 years ago still fits them.. :grin: :grin:  :nooo:
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JBR

#38
March 22, 2024, 07:20:08 PM
Quote from: Scrumpy on March 22, 2024, 06:56:05 PMWhy do men think that the suit they were married in 30 years ago still fits them.. :grin: :grin:  :nooo:

Mine does.  Actually, come to think of it, I can't find it now.  I'll bet Marge has thrown it out.
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Diasi

#39
March 22, 2024, 10:01:17 PM Last Edit: March 22, 2024, 10:03:51 PM by Diasi
A suit I bought in 1987 still fits me & I still wear it when a suit is needed.

March 22, 2024, 10:03:51 PM
Quote from: klondike on March 20, 2024, 03:40:16 PMThey're the ones who don't see Mac trouncing me on Octurdal most days  :rolleyes:
I thought Octurdal was a person who had to poop eight times a day.
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Michael Rolls

#40
March 23, 2024, 10:36:11 AM
Quote from: Scrumpy on March 22, 2024, 06:56:05 PMWhy do men think that the suit they were married in 30 years ago still fits them.. :grin: :grin:  :nooo:

I have three suits, all bought over 30  years ago and all three still fit me
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klondike

#41
March 23, 2024, 11:24:03 AM
I still have one bought 5 years ago because the wardrobe had shrunk the others. I won't be trying it on. I think I might need a better wardrobe.

Michael Rolls

#42
March 23, 2024, 08:06:04 PM
 :grin:  :grin:  :grin:
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Scrumpy

#43
March 24, 2024, 01:40:35 PM

Why is a man never really listening to a conversation..
Unless the conversation involves the words 'food' or 'sex'.. 
Only then have they heard every word you are saying..
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

JBR

#44
March 24, 2024, 02:21:58 PM
Quote from: Scrumpy on March 24, 2024, 01:40:35 PMWhy is a man never really listening to a conversation..
Unless the conversation involves the words 'food' or 'sex'..
Only then have they heard every word you are saying..
Why is a woman never really listening to a conversation...
unless the conversation involves the words 'clothes' or 'furniture', etc.
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