Why are women..

[Scrumpy]

 He falls for it every time

I had a feeling you'd pick up on that! ☺️😊

[Diasi]

He falls for it every time

I just wait for you to feed me the starter so I just have to add the punchline. Lol 

[Scrumpy]

Why do men think they are the only one's who can work the remote control.?

[klondike]

You really shouldn't be worrying your pretty little head about the technical stuff. 

[Scrumpy]

 You have me weighed up Sir..

[dextrous63]

Truth be told, all women really need to know is how to use a tin opener.  And all those numbers on hobs and ovens are entirely unnecessary.  Just label for three settings - cool, medium and hot will more than suffice.

[GrannyMac]

I don't even need to know that, I can boil a kettle though. 

[Scrumpy]

Can I boil a kettle on top of the cooker.. Or do I just use that cord thingy that is attached to it.. ?

[dextrous63]

Both at the same time.  Make sure you stick your elbow in it to see if it's getting warmer.

[Scrumpy]

Both at the same time.  Make sure you stick your elbow in it to see if it's getting warmer.

Why do men think women are stupid..?

[klondike]

They're the ones who don't see Mac trouncing me on Octurdal most days 

[JBR]

Why do men think women are stupid..?

Women are not stupid, at least most of them.  I speak from personal experience: Marge.

[GrannyMac]

They're the ones who don't see Mac trouncing me on Octurdal most days 

Very kind of you, but I'd say its more even, you've had a few bad ones recently.  

[dextrous63]

Why do men think women are stupid..?

We don't, in general.  Just the ones we meet😬

[JBR]

They're the ones who don't see Mac trouncing me on Octurdal most days 

What the hell is Octurdal?  Nothing to do with turds, I hope.