Nowt as strange as folk..

[Scrumpy]

Talking to my mate today I asked her why she had finished with Paul.. her (friend).. 
 She said   'Because he hung his flannel over the sink' 
I couldn't stop giggling.. she added..
 ' I told him a couple of times to hang it over the bath.. He took no notice'..

I remember Zoony took the whistle out of my kettle.. I was well upset..

[klondike]

Hmmm...

I reckon Paul is well out of it.

[Cassandra]

I remember Zoony took the whistle out of my kettle.. I was well upset..

Was only thinking of Mike yesterday (as I often do) and how I miss our various exchanges, not least on cricket ...

[Alex]

I guess we get set in our ways

[Scrumpy]

My daughter Marnie likes her bread cut diagonally when having toast or sandwich.. She can't bear it cut any other way..

[Alex]

I always cut butties diagonally too   

[Raven]

I do as well, then into 4. Himself loves big doorstep sarnies.

[Scrumpy]

Butter must be spread to the edges..  I can't bear dry bread.. When I see sandwiches uncovered on  display I try to avoid them..

[Raven]

I'm very fussy about my butter, It has to be Lurpak Lighter for me. I like a Tuna n Cucumber Baguette if out to lunch, and I know straight away if it's Lurpak or not.   

[Diasi]

My daughter Marnie likes her bread cut diagonally when having toast or sandwich.. She can't bear it cut any other way..

Same here.

[Scrumpy]

And REAL butter..

[Alex]

Lurpak is my preferred butter too, but Country life is good and I buy that if it's on offer 

[Diasi]

Lurpak is my preferred butter too, but Country life is good and I buy that if it's on offer 

I like Lurpak but for years now I've used Flora Proactive or the Benecol equivalent.

[Alex]

I buy those little Benecol lower cholesterol drinks, no idea if they work but I'm not loving the statins they've given me 

[klondike]

Ah but statins extend your lifespan. If you take them and they make you feel crappy you can at least have longer feeling crappy.

I won't take them as when I did the muscle pain was pretty bad. They only offer a supposed statistical advantage anyway. So reduce strokes and heart attacks. You have to die of something and I'd rather have either of those than something slow or maybe dementia.