and poor Rooney..

[Scrumpy]

...had no choice but to go to a massage parlour in Liverpool where Ethel gave him a rub down.. 
How the other half live.. !!

[Wandering Walter]

How do you know was his Caravan outside 

[Alex]

    Should this be in Village News ?

[Wandering Walter]

No Farmer Giles will be shouting get off my land 

[Alex]

I'm no fan of Rooney but he's manager at Derby and the club is in financial difficulties and possible liquidation. 
At Christmas, Rooney paid staff wages himself - not the players, just backroom and admin staff.  "People say" he's a really nice fella, pity he's a toffee 

[Scrumpy]

I don't know what a 'toffee' is Alex..

Perhaps this should be in Village News.. Ethel lives there.. 

[klondike]

I didn't either so I looked it up. I must say I'm shocked that a lady would be familiar with such terms 

[Scrumpy]

 

[Michael Rolls]

now I'm worried

Mike

[Alex]

I didn't either so I looked it up. I must say I'm shocked that a lady would be familiar with such terms 

???  A " toffee " is an Everton supporter, I don't know of any other meaning

[Raven]

Only toffee I know is a sweetie.

[klondike]

I don't know of any other meaning

Phew - that's a relief. 

[Scrumpy]

???  A " toffee " is an Everton supporter, I don't know of any other meaning

My mind was working overtime..