This cheered me up

[Ashy]

As I passed a house this morning I noticed there was some writing woven into the doormat. It was in cursive handwriting, and out of curiosity I stopped and read it, it said "Merry Christmas".

[Scrumpy]

I think Sainsbury have Christmas cards already in their store..
.. and Tesco are a step ahead with Easter Eggs..

[Ashy]

Good, they're not expecting the world to end any time soon.

[klondike]

Perhaps the buyer got threatened with the sack if he couldn't get some eggs on them?