The boring thread.....

[Vlad]

Mups you know I have warm hands so if you ever want a rubdown by an oily Sgt Major you know where I am, and because you are a mate and a good customer I will give you a special rate. 🥰

[Dextrous63]

I see no reason to threaten the poor lass at this particular juncture. 😬

[Scrumpy]

Mups you know I have warm hands so if you ever want a rubdown by an oily Sgt Major you know where I am, and because you are a mate and a good customer I will give you a special rate. 🥰

I am a friend of hers .. Is there a possibility that you could do a 2 for 1.. please.. ?

[Dextrous63]

I am a friend of hers .. Is there a possibility that you could do a 2 for 1.. please.. ?

You might not be aware that the oilyness of his hands will be from 2 stroke lawnmower engine oil.  The daft chap has misunderstood the meaning of the word "stroke". 😬😬

[Vlad]

I am a friend of hers .. Is there a possibility that you could do a 2 for 1.. please.. ?

I think I could manage that Scrump..but I may have to charge for the extra extra virgin olive oil.  Mups knows the drill so check it out with her.